Banelings Bust my Bio Balls

Massing marines and marauders just own
Most of ground units you know they will
bone
But bio balls with the stim packs are
fast
Even the enemy air will not last

But then yesterday while playing ladder
My big bio balls began to splatter
“What the shiznit?!” I shouted with
dread
Marines just shot goo from out of their
head

Banelings burst my bio balls
I hear them screaming down the halls
They squirt their mess on temple walls
A marauder's ass one baneling mauls...

And just today I played a game
With balls of bio and hellion flame
But banelings coupled with Kerrigan
made my bio balls explode again

Now I no longer play with the Terrans
With this mess on my screen and this
mess on my hands
So write on your blogs and your
restroom walls
That banelings have finished my
marauders' balls

Fin
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