|"Protoss activity detected in the Korpula sector. Terminate with extreme prejudice. Have a nice day."|
|Writing History: part 1|
|Date: ||08/06/04 02:08|
|Game Type: ||Other|
|Labels:||Image Heavy(1), Famous Reporter(1), Civilization(1), Long(1), Tutorial(1), Series(1)|
|Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 10, Min: 9|
Lifetime Rating for Raider: 8.5370
Wiring History: part1
This is a Civilization III report. It is best viewed at 1024x768 resolution. I have a few words to say before I send you off to read. Please select the appropriate group for yourself (or skip to the bottom and click on the report link):
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-If you are .Praetor, man, honestly, how could you?
-If you have read .Praetors Civ3 report, what do you think, how could he?
-If you haven't read .Praetor's Civ3 report...wtf, go read it!..right after you finish this.
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-If you are Zerg~Ling...woo woo CSS!
-If you don't know CSS, go bug Zerg~Ling, he will help you.
-If you are under 5 ft. tall and are over 21, well, at least you can drink legally.
-If you are wondering why I am writing this, blame the above-mentioned Johnny_Vegas and the minimum report length rule.
-If you are wondering how my jokes can be this bad, well, you aren't the only one.
-If you know why my jokes are this bad, please contact me and let me know
-If you have no sense of humor, you can probably get one on ebay. I mean, I did see a guy there buy a can of Canadian air for over 30 dollars.
-If you are the guy who bought said can of air, take it back to Canada and set the air free.
-If you think I am lying about the can of Canadian air, I am not lying.
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