|"...and all those turrets they've been building start to pay off now as the observers pop like a pair of horny frogs during the Fourth of July."|
|Writing History: part 1|
|Date: ||08/06/04 02:08|
|Game Type: ||Other|
|Labels:||Image Heavy(1), Famous Reporter(1), Civilization(1), Long(1), Tutorial(1), Series(1)|
|Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 10, Min: 9|
Lifetime Rating for Raider: 8.5370
Wiring History: part1
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