"With the agility of an Irishman dodging a police roadblock, the observer turns tail and runs."
-CynicalMagician
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| #1 GORE[113171] | | 198.115.68.197 | Down in Cum Valley where jizm does flow,
and the cocksuckers work for a nickle a blow,
that's where I met Luppy, the girl I adore,
she's my hot-fucking, cock-sucking Long Island whore
She's easy, she's greasy, she works on the street,
and whenever you see her she's always in heat.
If you leave your fly open she's after your meat,
and the smell of her cunt knocks you right off your feet.
She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll gnaw on your nuts,
wrap her legs round you and squeeze out your guts.
She'll hug you and kiss you till you wish you were dead,
but Luppy knows dicks have a ticklish head.
| | #2 GORE[113172] | | 198.115.68.197 | One day on the praerie, no sheath on her quim,
a rattlesnake saw her and slipped right on in.
She wiggled, she giggled, it tickled down there,
she had a vagina with rattles and hair.
I got off my pony, I reached for her crack,
but the damn thing was stuck and was biting me back.
I reached for my pistol, I aimed for it's head,
I missed the damned rattler, I shot her instead.
Now Luppy is dead and she lies on her back,
with a half dozen fuckers still lined up for her crack.
And the smile on her face seems to say, "Give me more!"
I'm a hot-fucking, cock-sucking Long Island whore! |
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