|"there was a rather large thread, devoted to the unveiling of Blizzard's plans for Starcraft 2. |
"Neat," I thought to myself, "I'll probably have to check that out when it gets released."
Then, as I thought about it a little bit more, I began to realize the significance of a sequel to the best video game ever made, and promptly orgasmed all over my keyboard."
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Fran: Ready to start?
Fran: Give me your name!
RubberDucky: I already told you...
Fran: Oh man
Fran: PLZ do the interview =[
Fran: Cmon man
Fran: Everyone else gave thier names
RubberDucky: You won't want to put it in once I tell you.
Fran: You are making this soooooo painfull
Fran: Just spit it out
RubberDucky: Let's just leave it at "Chris"
RubberDucky: Chris B. if you need a last name
Fran: So you're a privacy nut?
RubberDucky: I suppose.
RubberDucky: And ruin the mystery of the internet?
Fran: You are my problem child
Fran: Second page of the interview
Fran: and so far I've gotten your name
Fran: put down a number
Fran: bath toy
RubberDucky: Bathtoy's are pretty light.
Fran: SEX! WEIGHT! HEED! NOW!
Fran: At least when people picture you as having gay sex it'll be good gay sex from now on
RubberDucky: Your funny mark
Fran: How long have you been playing Brood War?
RubberDucky: Sometime in april/may 1998
RubberDucky: Like beginning of may
Fran: Who is the best player you've played?
RubberDucky: But that was a 2on1 so i don't think it counts.
Fran: How'd that turn out?
RubberDucky: yav beat me and krebster on Polaris Prime
RubberDucky: YRM was gonna report it
RubberDucky: but he didn't
Fran: Just out of curiousity, did Yavoon use templar at all? =]
RubberDucky: I lost 11 lurkers to about 10 goons and a dt once!
Fran: Darn imbalance
Fran: So tell me about "z" clan
< RubberDucky: clan zero
Fran: Are you the best member?
RubberDucky: Not even close
Fran: Heh =]
RubberDucky: Well maybe close
RubberDucky: but I wouldn't bet on it
RubberDucky: SG beats me w/ cheese strats
Fran: Oh my, do tell
RubberDucky: like o-cannon
RubberDucky: and floating a fac up on a toss in showdown
Fran: So what happened in that game with Whoop?
RubberDucky: I messed up
RubberDucky: I expanded too late
Fran: It seemed like your first attack was going pretty good....
RubberDucky: i didn't keep up marine production
RubberDucky: my recon was horrible
RubberDucky: and i let him get an exp
RubberDucky: let him get 3 hatch before pool
Fran: Two actually
Fran: He expanded twice before you hit him
RubberDucky: God I suck
Fran: Anything you could have done to come out better?
RubberDucky: attack earlier
RubberDucky: w/ more marines
RubberDucky: get upgrade
RubberDucky: make tanks
RubberDucky: expand earlier than i did
RubberDucky: better recon
Fran: I did hear that little comsat quite a bit
RubberDucky: I had 200 energy whenever I clicked on it
RubberDucky: and i needed some sv
Fran: It did tend to come in groups of four =]
RubberDucky: to irradiate them damn muta
Fran: You had some succes with your firebats
RubberDucky: even I can't mess up with those.
Fran: Seems like three is the magic number for some reason
Fran: must be the fields of fire
RubberDucky: it covers it so you can be hitting any ling infront of them
Fran: What's your favorite strat in tvz?
RubberDucky: As terran or zerg?
RubberDucky: mass marines and firebats
RubberDucky: But I don't play bw as much so i don't make meds enuf =p
Fran: It did seem like BW units were underused that game
RubberDucky: I should have just made more barracks
RubberDucky: I had like 11k at one point =[
RubberDucky: That's 220 marines I didn't have.
Fran: So the four rax just weren't enough, even with only one expansion?
RubberDucky: You know very well terran can support 6 rax yeah
RubberDucky: terran can support 6 rax w/ no exp
RubberDucky: Until they run out of minerals at least
RubberDucky: I beat confessor with 2 rax m&m the other day
RubberDucky: And he used lurkers!
Fran: Who's your favorite people to play with/against?
RubberDucky: Mogalin, Iced-Tree, GameOverZ, Jim-The-Car-, SuperGeneral, Probe
RubberDucky: and the people in clan zero
Fran: So, anyone you want to give a shout out to?
Fran: Any closing thoughts?
RubberDucky: Icefire w/ Blizzard Addicts (I designed the not-so-fancy intro they have right now)
RubberDucky: Not really
Fran: Hmmm, well you realize I'm so not believing you're a chick =p
RubberDucky: Yeah I kinda figured you be that way
RubberDucky: Talk to mog
RubberDucky: He knows, or at least i think he does
Fran: I wonder what people's reaction will be to that
RubberDucky: I'm pretty sure they'd not beleive it and call me gay.
RubberDucky: Even though the RubberDucky is the fake thing =p
Fran: They would have a point
RubberDucky: I'm only really insane on bnet
Fran: My impression=14 year old boy
RubberDucky: any other place im just normal =\
RubberDucky: Yeah well you've only talked to me on bnet until now
Fran: 26 year chick.....not thinking it's possible =]
RubberDucky: And on bnet I'd rather be a 14 yr old boy than a 26 yr old girl
Fran: Thanks for the interview
Fran: Finally the Rook's Corner person loses!
Fran: Woooo haaaa!
RubberDucky: T_Mac lost.
Fran: No he didn't
RubberDucky: Disconnect = Lost
RubberDucky: Rook was to afraid to play
Fran: You do have a point
Fran: Rook won
RubberDucky: rook hacks.
Fran: He beat the hell out of other critters
Fran: Oh, one questions
RubberDucky: Did you not see me kill all the bengalass I saw?
Fran: Why did you target critters in the game on your weay in?
RubberDucky: They made me go around them
RubberDucky: So I felt they needed to be made an example of
RubberDucky: uh huh
Fran: what is your job?
RubberDucky: *ignores mark4*
RubberDucky: You'd hunt me down just to see it, and so would anyone else that knew.
Fran: Just tell me your job
Fran: I'm starting to believe your a chick
Fran: Cuz talking to you is as frustrating
Fran: as talking to the ditziest chicks I know
RubberDucky: it's not frustrating
Fran: I'd tell you my job =[
RubberDucky: I've pretty much figured out that your a professional killer by now.
Fran: Am not
RubberDucky: Are too
Fran: I'm a logistician
RubberDucky: That's not right
Fran: Haven't been a killer for three years
RubberDucky: That's okay
RubberDucky: I'm sure that with a little therepy it'll be all better.
RubberDucky: The devil is my pimp
RubberDucky: Just put that down.
Fran: for the love of god, just tell me your job
RubberDucky: I don't really have a real job
RubberDucky: I just clean tables at chili's
Fran: Did you go to college?
RubberDucky: I'm working on it
RubberDucky: Not yet, unfortunately
Fran: married, kids?
RubberDucky: well not single, but not married
Fran: Well, Thanks for the interview! Check out the report HERE.