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Fran: Hi

Fran: Ready to start?

RubberDucky: yeah

Fran: Name?

RubberDucky: n/a

Fran: Damnit

Fran: Give me your name!

RubberDucky: I already told you...

RubberDucky: n/a

Fran: Oh man

RubberDucky: ?

Fran: PLZ do the interview =[

RubberDucky: C.B

Fran: Cmon man

Fran: Everyone else gave thier names

RubberDucky: You won't want to put it in once I tell you.

Fran: You are making this soooooo painfull

Fran: Just spit it out

RubberDucky: Let's just leave it at "Chris"

RubberDucky: Chris B. if you need a last name

Fran: So you're a privacy nut?

RubberDucky: I suppose.

Fran: =p

Fran: Ok

Fran: Age?

RubberDucky: 26

Fran: Sex?

RubberDucky: And ruin the mystery of the internet?

Fran: Height/Weight?

Fran: Ducky

Fran: You are my problem child

RubberDucky: Riiiiiight

Fran: Second page of the interview

Fran: and so far I've gotten your name

RubberDucky: 5'4"

RubberDucky: /overwieght

Fran: $#!@$%#$@^@#^

Fran: put down a number

Fran: bath toy

RubberDucky: Bathtoy's are pretty light.


RubberDucky: female/145/5'4"

Fran: At least when people picture you as having gay sex it'll be good gay sex from now on

RubberDucky: Your funny mark

Fran: How long have you been playing Brood War?

RubberDucky: Sometime in april/may 1998

RubberDucky: Like beginning of may

Fran: Who is the best player you've played?

RubberDucky: yavoon'

RubberDucky: But that was a 2on1 so i don't think it counts.

Fran: How'd that turn out?

RubberDucky: yav beat me and krebster on Polaris Prime

RubberDucky: YRM was gonna report it

RubberDucky: but he didn't

Fran: Just out of curiousity, did Yavoon use templar at all? =]

RubberDucky: No.

RubberDucky: I lost 11 lurkers to about 10 goons and a dt once!

Fran: Darn imbalance

RubberDucky: Yup

Fran: So tell me about "z" clan

< RubberDucky: clan zero


Fran: Are you the best member?

RubberDucky: Not even close

Fran: Heh =]

RubberDucky: Well maybe close

RubberDucky: but I wouldn't bet on it

RubberDucky: SG beats me w/ cheese strats

Fran: Oh my, do tell

RubberDucky: like o-cannon

RubberDucky: and floating a fac up on a toss in showdown

Fran: =]

Fran: So what happened in that game with Whoop?

RubberDucky: I messed up

RubberDucky: I expanded too late

Fran: It seemed like your first attack was going pretty good....

RubberDucky: i didn't keep up marine production

RubberDucky: my recon was horrible

RubberDucky: and i let him get an exp

RubberDucky: let him get 3 hatch before pool

Fran: Two actually

RubberDucky: stfu

Fran: He expanded twice before you hit him

RubberDucky: !$!@#$@#$!

RubberDucky: twice????

Fran: Yup

RubberDucky: God I suck

Fran: Anything you could have done to come out better?

RubberDucky: attack earlier

RubberDucky: w/ more marines

RubberDucky: get upgrade

RubberDucky: make tanks

RubberDucky: expand earlier than i did

RubberDucky: better recon

Fran: I did hear that little comsat quite a bit

RubberDucky: bah

RubberDucky: I had 200 energy whenever I clicked on it

Fran: heh

RubberDucky: and i needed some sv

Fran: It did tend to come in groups of four =]

RubberDucky: to irradiate them damn muta

Fran: You had some succes with your firebats

RubberDucky: Yeah

RubberDucky: even I can't mess up with those.

Fran: Seems like three is the magic number for some reason

Fran: must be the fields of fire

RubberDucky: Yeah

RubberDucky: it covers it so you can be hitting any ling infront of them

Fran: What's your favorite strat in tvz?

RubberDucky: As terran or zerg?

Fran: terran

RubberDucky: mass marines and firebats

RubberDucky: But I don't play bw as much so i don't make meds enuf =p

Fran: It did seem like BW units were underused that game

RubberDucky: well

RubberDucky: I should have just made more barracks

RubberDucky: I had like 11k at one point =[

Fran: Ah

RubberDucky: That's 220 marines I didn't have.

Fran: So the four rax just weren't enough, even with only one expansion?

RubberDucky: shuttup

RubberDucky: You know very well terran can support 6 rax yeah

RubberDucky: terran can support 6 rax w/ no exp

RubberDucky: Until they run out of minerals at least

RubberDucky: I beat confessor with 2 rax m&m the other day

RubberDucky: And he used lurkers!

Fran: Who's your favorite people to play with/against?

RubberDucky: Mogalin, Iced-Tree, GameOverZ, Jim-The-Car-, SuperGeneral, Probe

RubberDucky: and the people in clan zero

Fran: So, anyone you want to give a shout out to?

RubberDucky: Clanzero

Fran: Any closing thoughts?

RubberDucky: Icefire w/ Blizzard Addicts (I designed the not-so-fancy intro they have right now)

RubberDucky: Not really

Fran: Hmmm, well you realize I'm so not believing you're a chick =p

RubberDucky: Yeah I kinda figured you be that way

Fran: Heh

RubberDucky: Talk to mog

RubberDucky: He knows, or at least i think he does

Fran: I wonder what people's reaction will be to that

RubberDucky: I'm pretty sure they'd not beleive it and call me gay.

Fran: Heh

RubberDucky: Even though the RubberDucky is the fake thing =p

Fran: They would have a point

RubberDucky: Yeah

RubberDucky: I'm only really insane on bnet

Fran: My impression=14 year old boy

RubberDucky: any other place im just normal =\

RubberDucky: Yeah well you've only talked to me on bnet until now

Fran: 26 year chick.....not thinking it's possible =]

Fran: bleh

Fran: Anyway

RubberDucky: And on bnet I'd rather be a 14 yr old boy than a 26 yr old girl

Fran: Thanks for the interview

Fran: Finally the Rook's Corner person loses!

Fran: Woooo haaaa!

Fran: =]

Fran: :

RubberDucky: T_Mac lost.

Fran: No he didn't

RubberDucky: Disconnect = Lost

Fran: Well

RubberDucky: Rook was to afraid to play

Fran: You do have a point

Fran: Rook won

RubberDucky: rook hacks.

Fran: He beat the hell out of other critters

Fran: Oh, one questions

RubberDucky: Did you not see me kill all the bengalass I saw?

Fran: Why did you target critters in the game on your weay in?

RubberDucky: They made me go around them

RubberDucky: So I felt they needed to be made an example of

Fran: Psycho

RubberDucky: uh huh

Fran: what is your job?

RubberDucky: *ignores mark4*

Fran: =[

Fran: Cmon!

RubberDucky: You'd hunt me down just to see it, and so would anyone else that knew.


Fran: Just tell me your job

Fran: I'm starting to believe your a chick

Fran: Cuz talking to you is as frustrating

RubberDucky: okay

Fran: as talking to the ditziest chicks I know

RubberDucky: it's not frustrating

Fran: =]

Fran: I'd tell you my job =[

RubberDucky: I've pretty much figured out that your a professional killer by now.

Fran: Am not

RubberDucky: Are too

Fran: I'm a logistician

RubberDucky: That's not right

Fran: Haven't been a killer for three years

RubberDucky: That's okay

RubberDucky: I'm sure that with a little therepy it'll be all better.

RubberDucky: The devil is my pimp

RubberDucky: Just put that down.

Fran: =[

Fran: for the love of god, just tell me your job

RubberDucky: Liar

RubberDucky: I don't really have a real job

RubberDucky: I just clean tables at chili's

Fran: Did you go to college?

RubberDucky: I'm working on it

RubberDucky: Not yet, unfortunately

Fran: married, kids?

RubberDucky: single

RubberDucky: well not single, but not married

Fran: Well, Thanks for the interview! Check out the report HERE.