|"Last in line was Advisor "CB". His nickname was based on "Cattlebruiser", although none of the men were quite sure where the name had come from. Some infantrymen whispered that it came from a particularly bad night back home involving thirteen shots of whiskey, a herd of cattle, and a twenty-two year-old Animal Husbandry major. Others swore on the fact that a bloody cow's head was hung in his locker, a testament of what would happen to the men if they ever got out of line. Whatever the case, CB was fiercely competent."|
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This week's Rook corner interview is with the gayest starcraft player of all time T_Mac. Known for being "gay" in every since
of the word, he's created quite a reputation for himself with his frequent disconnections and cheese tactics. To see a report written by Mark4, starring T_mac
T_Mac: Michael Ium
Mark4: No wonder you disc so much.
T_Mac: it was my birthday two3 days ago :P
T_Mac: im 16
T_Mac: i cant type
T_Mac: omni will love that smilie
Mark4: I'm deleting all the gay smileys you do, so enjoy yourself.
T_Mac: 5'11, around 165 lbs
T_Mac: im not that kinda guy mark
Mark4: Can't hurt to ask
Mark4: I mean...
Mark4: Moving along
T_Mac: dont you want to know about my new fan club?
Mark4: When was your first homosexual experience?
T_Mac: about two minutes ago
T_Mac: when u msged me
Mark4: You're widely renowned as one of the gayest players on b.net, tell me the gayest tactic you ever used.
T_Mac: gayest strat ever
T_Mac: That would have to be
T_Mac: after i stopped playing bgh
T_Mac: cuz back then my favourite strat was offensive cannoning
T_Mac: since then
T_Mac: I enjoy arbiter rushing
T_Mac: and doing a bc/carrier rush in a 2on2 with orc my **********(censored for public decency)
Mark4: You tech straight to arbiters?
T_Mac: oops, did i type that ***********(censored for public decency) part? crap
T_Mac: in a 2on2 with bob
T_Mac: i did that
T_Mac: and the entire time i thought it would cloak his zerglings :(
Mark4: Who's the best player you've gone 1v1 with?
T_Mac: zileas is the most "famous"
T_Mac: and i beat him btw ;)
Mark4: But he isn't what he once was
Mark4: (Welcome to the
Mark4: "I beat Zileas"
T_Mac: but the player who i've played multiple times who i think is the most skilled
T_Mac: would have to be ahscar
Mark4: Ahscar is pretty damn scary
T_Mac: although i've never 1on1'd people like yav, or apex
T_Mac: but i hear they're decent ;)
Mark4: I went 1-0 with Apex
Mark4: And refused a rematch =]
T_Mac: i did same with zileas :)
Mark4: I gave Zileas his rematch
T_Mac: IM UNDEFEATED VS ZILEAS
Mark4: His goon reaver is strong
Mark4: But leaves you enough time with the ramp
Mark4: To tech to other things to defeat that
T_Mac: When I played Zileas
T_Mac: I randomed, got my natural as zerg, and ran him over in end
T_Mac: tough to stop on temple :(
T_Mac: he was toss btw
Mark4: Another other notable players you've played?
T_Mac: crazy jim raped me crazy hard
T_Mac: i think thats it
T_Mac: i would play grrrr, but going to quebec scares me deeply
T_Mac: thats where lewis and orc live
Mark4: I see
Mark4: In your game with Elm
Mark4: What do you think the turning point was?
T_Mac: keeping my expand at 9 all game
T_Mac: that allowed my chobo zerg skills
T_Mac: to withstand his gosu toss ones
T_Mac: by outresourcing him
Mark4: He sure did spend a lot of speed zealots on that expansion
T_Mac: I really didn't build a lot of drones that game
Mark4: If he threw down three nexus instead of one of those waves...
T_Mac: I had pretty good scouting that game
Mark4: The muta thing
Mark4: You had some real trouble with dark templar.
T_Mac: i had some crappy dance moves that game
T_Mac: oh yeah
T_Mac: elm=dt bitch
T_Mac: Those ol's always got killed at the wrong time
Mark4: Anything that died to storm...did.
Mark4: You should have gone ultralisks
T_Mac: i got really sloppy at the end
T_Mac: and he made me cancel 10 guards :(
Mark4: So why did you feel Elm had you enough on the ropes that you had to disconnect?
T_Mac: i checked resources
T_Mac: he would have trouble affording scarabs ;)
Mark4: You had no expansions left
Mark4: and just lost your last one
Mark4: is that why you disconnected?
T_Mac: but neither did he
T_Mac: and i was on my way to his main
T_Mac: where he had nothing left
T_Mac: cuz his 2reaver/shuttle was gonna go POP
T_Mac: and i had 2000k in minerals left to make enough hatches :/
Mark4: We'll never know, will we?
T_Mac: die mark
T_Mac: i won and u know it
T_Mac: didnt i?
Mark4: *cough* Disconnector *cough*
T_Mac: where did i get stuck with that label?
T_Mac: i never dis!
Mark4: I dunno
Mark4: When you disced more than you stayed in in all the games I played with you?
T_Mac: That's unfortunate
Mark4: So am I cursed
Mark4: Or is it you?
T_Mac: Seriously, I disc way too much for my liking
T_Mac: this dumbass game likes to crash
Mark4: Maybe 25% of the time? 35%?
T_Mac: it variers
T_Mac: one day
T_Mac: i'll try to play 4 games
T_Mac: it'll disc every time
T_Mac: the next day
T_Mac: i'll play 5 games
T_Mac: can u say gay?
T_Mac: that record
T_Mac: is pretty
Mark4: So it's your isp or your comp?
T_Mac: my GAY ASS COMP
T_Mac: it used to be my isp
T_Mac: now its my comp
T_Mac: i just cant catch a break
Mark4: Get a new Comp!!
T_Mac: buy one for me!
Mark4: When we start offering cash prizes for 10s
Mark4: You better write one
T_Mac: you serious?
Mark4: and upgrade
Mark4: It's a possibility
T_Mac: i guess that'd make lazy jv write more :)
T_Mac: hes so lazy, even though he made a new forum and all that.......
Mark4: Oh my
Mark4: Why do the interviewees always sell out Johnny?
Mark4: That's so wrong
Mark4: Even BoB did.
T_Mac: yeah, johnny is god ;)
Mark4: That's better =]
T_Mac: I voted for him for hall of fame!
Mark4: So did I!!
T_Mac: This month, I hope bob gets in
Mark4: I think FLS will
T_Mac: I love fls, but bobs reports are FUNNY
T_Mac: bob makes me wish i was a woman
Mark4: If he gets those i2e2 reports FINALLY finished
T_Mac: so i could have little newts everywhere
T_Mac: edit that part out
Mark4: That's pretty tmac of you
T_Mac: die fran
Mark4: I mean, that's pretty gay of you
Mark4: No way is that edited!
T_Mac: if u dont hit 1800 with Gay_Mac, i'll hafta to revoke your T_Mac club membership
Mark4: I'll get to win trading!
T_Mac: with Blank_Mac
T_Mac: and then u both give me wins :)
T_Mac: good ole clan win trading
Mark4: Well, any last thoughts?
T_Mac: then i hit 3000 !
T_Mac: persian is making me
Mark4: Want to call anyone a chobofucker in a public forum?
T_Mac: give shoutouts to all the gays in quebec
T_Mac: and the good ole gay states of america
T_Mac: and yes
T_Mac: MARK4 IS A CHOBOFUCKER
Mark4: Thanks =|
Mark4: That wraps it
T_Mac: now i gotta restart comp to get on bnet
Mark4: I'll have to edit it a little
T_Mac: a "little"
Mark4: but good interview
T_Mac: u get good pics of game?
Mark4: remember when I asked about gay experiences?
Mark4: There'll be a little extra in there
T_Mac: little extra?
Mark4: Yeah, about you and lewis and a economy sized pack of rubber bands
T_Mac: if ronin finds out he'll kill me!