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"Last in line was Advisor "CB". His nickname was based on "Cattlebruiser", although none of the men were quite sure where the name had come from. Some infantrymen whispered that it came from a particularly bad night back home involving thirteen shots of whiskey, a herd of cattle, and a twenty-two year-old Animal Husbandry major. Others swore on the fact that a bloody cow's head was hung in his locker, a testament of what would happen to the men if they ever got out of line. Whatever the case, CB was fiercely competent."

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This week's Rook corner interview is with the gayest starcraft player of all time T_Mac. Known for being "gay" in every since of the word, he's created quite a reputation for himself with his frequent disconnections and cheese tactics. To see a report written by Mark4, starring T_mac go here!.

Mark4: Name?

T_Mac: Michael Ium

Mark4: Nationality?

T_Mac: korean-canadian

Mark4: Really?

T_Mac: yup

Mark4: No wonder you disc so much.

T_Mac: err

Mark4: Ahem

T_Mac: oops

Mark4: Age?

T_Mac: it was my birthday two3 days ago :P

T_Mac: im 16

T_Mac: ;-M

Mark4: Height/weight?

T_Mac: wtf!

T_Mac: i cant type

T_Mac: ;-<

T_Mac: omni will love that smilie

Mark4: I'm deleting all the gay smileys you do, so enjoy yourself.

T_Mac: 5'11, around 165 lbs

T_Mac: ack

T_Mac: ;(

Mark4: Sex?

T_Mac: umm

T_Mac: im not that kinda guy mark

T_Mac: ^^


T_Mac: DUH

Mark4: Can't hurt to ask

Mark4: I mean...

Mark4: Uhm...

Mark4: Right.

Mark4: Moving along

T_Mac: dont you want to know about my new fan club?

Mark4: When was your first homosexual experience?

T_Mac: about two minutes ago

T_Mac: when u msged me

Mark4: Heheehehehe

Mark4: =]

Mark4: You're widely renowned as one of the gayest players on, tell me the gayest tactic you ever used.

T_Mac: hmm

T_Mac: Ok

T_Mac: gayest strat ever

T_Mac: That would have to be

T_Mac: after i stopped playing bgh

T_Mac: cuz back then my favourite strat was offensive cannoning

T_Mac: :/

T_Mac: since then

T_Mac: I enjoy arbiter rushing

T_Mac: and doing a bc/carrier rush in a 2on2 with orc my **********(censored for public decency)

Mark4: You tech straight to arbiters?

T_Mac: oops, did i type that ***********(censored for public decency) part? crap

T_Mac: yup

Mark4: Nice

T_Mac: in a 2on2 with bob

T_Mac: i did that

Mark4: Heh

T_Mac: and the entire time i thought it would cloak his zerglings :(

Mark4: Who's the best player you've gone 1v1 with?

T_Mac: hmm

Mark4: lol

T_Mac: zileas is the most "famous"

T_Mac: and i beat him btw ;)

Mark4: But he isn't what he once was

T_Mac: true

Mark4: (Welcome to the

Mark4: "I beat Zileas"

Mark4: club)

T_Mac: :D

T_Mac: but the player who i've played multiple times who i think is the most skilled

T_Mac: would have to be ahscar


T_Mac: :)

Mark4: Truly!

Mark4: Ahscar is pretty damn scary

T_Mac: although i've never 1on1'd people like yav, or apex

T_Mac: but i hear they're decent ;)

Mark4: I went 1-0 with Apex

Mark4: And refused a rematch =]

T_Mac: rofl

T_Mac: i did same with zileas :)

Mark4: Hehe

Mark4: I gave Zileas his rematch


T_Mac: !

Mark4: His goon reaver is strong

T_Mac: yeah

Mark4: But leaves you enough time with the ramp

Mark4: To tech to other things to defeat that

T_Mac: When I played Zileas

T_Mac: I randomed, got my natural as zerg, and ran him over in end

T_Mac: tough to stop on temple :(

Mark4: Yeah

T_Mac: he was toss btw

Mark4: Another other notable players you've played?

T_Mac: crazy jim raped me crazy hard

T_Mac: ;(

Mark4: =]

T_Mac: i think thats it

T_Mac: i would play grrrr, but going to quebec scares me deeply

Mark4: ?

T_Mac: thats where lewis and orc live

T_Mac: *shudder*

Mark4: Oh

Mark4: I see

Mark4: In your game with Elm

Mark4: What do you think the turning point was?

T_Mac: keeping my expand at 9 all game

T_Mac: that allowed my chobo zerg skills

T_Mac: to withstand his gosu toss ones

T_Mac: by outresourcing him

Mark4: He sure did spend a lot of speed zealots on that expansion

T_Mac: I really didn't build a lot of drones that game

Mark4: If he threw down three nexus instead of one of those waves...

T_Mac: well

T_Mac: I had pretty good scouting that game

Mark4: The muta thing

Mark4: You had some real trouble with dark templar.

T_Mac: i had some crappy dance moves that game

T_Mac: oh yeah

T_Mac: elm=dt bitch

Mark4: =]

T_Mac: Those ol's always got killed at the wrong time

Mark4: Anything that died to storm...did.

T_Mac: err

T_Mac: hehe

Mark4: You should have gone ultralisks

T_Mac: i got really sloppy at the end

T_Mac: yeah

T_Mac: and he made me cancel 10 guards :(

Mark4: So why did you feel Elm had you enough on the ropes that you had to disconnect?


T_Mac: i checked resources

T_Mac: he would have trouble affording scarabs ;)

Mark4: You had no expansions left

Mark4: and just lost your last one

T_Mac: true

Mark4: is that why you disconnected?

T_Mac: but neither did he

T_Mac: and i was on my way to his main

T_Mac: where he had nothing left

T_Mac: cuz his 2reaver/shuttle was gonna go POP

T_Mac: and i had 2000k in minerals left to make enough hatches :/

Mark4: We'll never know, will we?

T_Mac: die mark

T_Mac: i won and u know it

T_Mac: didnt i?

Mark4: *cough* Disconnector *cough*

Mark4: =]

T_Mac: jeez

T_Mac: where did i get stuck with that label?

T_Mac: i never dis!

Mark4: I dunno


Mark4: When you disced more than you stayed in in all the games I played with you?

Mark4: Heh

T_Mac: That's unfortunate

T_Mac: :(

Mark4: So am I cursed

Mark4: Or is it you?

T_Mac: Yeah

Mark4: Seriously...

T_Mac: Seriously, I disc way too much for my liking

T_Mac: this dumbass game likes to crash

Mark4: Maybe 25% of the time? 35%?

T_Mac: well

T_Mac: it variers

T_Mac: varies

T_Mac: one day

T_Mac: i'll try to play 4 games

T_Mac: it'll disc every time

T_Mac: the next day

T_Mac: i'll play 5 games

T_Mac: np

T_Mac: can u say gay?

Mark4: (290-106-81)

T_Mac: heh

T_Mac: that record

T_Mac: is pretty

Mark4: So it's your isp or your comp?


T_Mac: it used to be my isp

T_Mac: now its my comp

Mark4: =[

T_Mac: i just cant catch a break

T_Mac: :(

Mark4: Get a new Comp!!

T_Mac: buy one for me!

Mark4: Hehe

Mark4: When we start offering cash prizes for 10s

Mark4: You better write one

T_Mac: you serious?

Mark4: and upgrade

Mark4: It's a possibility

T_Mac: i guess that'd make lazy jv write more :)

Mark4: Heh

T_Mac: hes so lazy, even though he made a new forum and all that.......

T_Mac: ^^

Mark4: Oh my

Mark4: Why do the interviewees always sell out Johnny?

T_Mac: hehe

Mark4: That's so wrong

Mark4: Even BoB did.

T_Mac: yeah, johnny is god ;)

Mark4: That's better =]

T_Mac: I voted for him for hall of fame!

Mark4: So did I!!

T_Mac: This month, I hope bob gets in

Mark4: I think FLS will

T_Mac: I love fls, but bobs reports are FUNNY

T_Mac: bob makes me wish i was a woman

Mark4: If he gets those i2e2 reports FINALLY finished

T_Mac: so i could have little newts everywhere

Mark4: Uhm

Mark4: Wow

T_Mac: err

T_Mac: edit that part out

T_Mac: :]

Mark4: That's pretty tmac of you

T_Mac: die fran

Mark4: I mean, that's pretty gay of you

Mark4: =]

Mark4: Heh

Mark4: No way is that edited!

T_Mac: if u dont hit 1800 with Gay_Mac, i'll hafta to revoke your T_Mac club membership

Mark4: Doh!

Mark4: I'll get to win trading!

T_Mac: with Blank_Mac

T_Mac: and then u both give me wins :)

Mark4: =[

T_Mac: good ole clan win trading

Mark4: Well, any last thoughts?

T_Mac: then i hit 3000 !

T_Mac: hehe

T_Mac: persian is making me

Mark4: Want to call anyone a chobofucker in a public forum?

T_Mac: give shoutouts to all the gays in quebec

T_Mac: and the good ole gay states of america

T_Mac: and yes


T_Mac: :)

Mark4: Thanks =|

Mark4: Ok

Mark4: That wraps it

T_Mac: damn

T_Mac: now i gotta restart comp to get on bnet

Mark4: I'll have to edit it a little

T_Mac: die

T_Mac: a "little"

Mark4: but good interview

Mark4: yeah

T_Mac: u get good pics of game?

Mark4: remember when I asked about gay experiences?

T_Mac: heh

Mark4: There'll be a little extra in there

T_Mac: little extra?

Mark4: Yeah, about you and lewis and a economy sized pack of rubber bands

T_Mac: doh!

T_Mac: if ronin finds out he'll kill me!

Mark4: =]