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This week's Rook corner interview is with the gayest starcraft player of all time T_Mac. Known for being "gay" in every since
of the word, he's created quite a reputation for himself with his frequent disconnections and cheese tactics. To see a report written by Mark4, starring T_mac
T_Mac: Michael Ium
Mark4: No wonder you disc so much.
T_Mac: it was my birthday two3 days ago :P
T_Mac: im 16
T_Mac: i cant type
T_Mac: omni will love that smilie
Mark4: I'm deleting all the gay smileys you do, so enjoy yourself.
T_Mac: 5'11, around 165 lbs
T_Mac: im not that kinda guy mark
Mark4: Can't hurt to ask
Mark4: I mean...
Mark4: Moving along
T_Mac: dont you want to know about my new fan club?
Mark4: When was your first homosexual experience?
T_Mac: about two minutes ago
T_Mac: when u msged me
Mark4: You're widely renowned as one of the gayest players on b.net, tell me the gayest tactic you ever used.
T_Mac: gayest strat ever
T_Mac: That would have to be
T_Mac: after i stopped playing bgh
T_Mac: cuz back then my favourite strat was offensive cannoning
T_Mac: since then
T_Mac: I enjoy arbiter rushing
T_Mac: and doing a bc/carrier rush in a 2on2 with orc my **********(censored for public decency)
Mark4: You tech straight to arbiters?
T_Mac: oops, did i type that ***********(censored for public decency) part? crap
T_Mac: in a 2on2 with bob
T_Mac: i did that
T_Mac: and the entire time i thought it would cloak his zerglings :(
Mark4: Who's the best player you've gone 1v1 with?
T_Mac: zileas is the most "famous"
T_Mac: and i beat him btw ;)
Mark4: But he isn't what he once was
Mark4: (Welcome to the
Mark4: "I beat Zileas"
T_Mac: but the player who i've played multiple times who i think is the most skilled
T_Mac: would have to be ahscar
Mark4: Ahscar is pretty damn scary
T_Mac: although i've never 1on1'd people like yav, or apex
T_Mac: but i hear they're decent ;)
Mark4: I went 1-0 with Apex
Mark4: And refused a rematch =]
T_Mac: i did same with zileas :)
Mark4: I gave Zileas his rematch
T_Mac: IM UNDEFEATED VS ZILEAS
Mark4: His goon reaver is strong
Mark4: But leaves you enough time with the ramp
Mark4: To tech to other things to defeat that
T_Mac: When I played Zileas
T_Mac: I randomed, got my natural as zerg, and ran him over in end
T_Mac: tough to stop on temple :(
T_Mac: he was toss btw
Mark4: Another other notable players you've played?
T_Mac: crazy jim raped me crazy hard
T_Mac: i think thats it
T_Mac: i would play grrrr, but going to quebec scares me deeply
T_Mac: thats where lewis and orc live
Mark4: I see
Mark4: In your game with Elm
Mark4: What do you think the turning point was?
T_Mac: keeping my expand at 9 all game
T_Mac: that allowed my chobo zerg skills
T_Mac: to withstand his gosu toss ones
T_Mac: by outresourcing him
Mark4: He sure did spend a lot of speed zealots on that expansion
T_Mac: I really didn't build a lot of drones that game
Mark4: If he threw down three nexus instead of one of those waves...
T_Mac: I had pretty good scouting that game
Mark4: The muta thing
Mark4: You had some real trouble with dark templar.
T_Mac: i had some crappy dance moves that game
T_Mac: oh yeah
T_Mac: elm=dt bitch
T_Mac: Those ol's always got killed at the wrong time
Mark4: Anything that died to storm...did.
Mark4: You should have gone ultralisks
T_Mac: i got really sloppy at the end
T_Mac: and he made me cancel 10 guards :(
Mark4: So why did you feel Elm had you enough on the ropes that you had to disconnect?
T_Mac: i checked resources
T_Mac: he would have trouble affording scarabs ;)
Mark4: You had no expansions left
Mark4: and just lost your last one
Mark4: is that why you disconnected?
T_Mac: but neither did he
T_Mac: and i was on my way to his main
T_Mac: where he had nothing left
T_Mac: cuz his 2reaver/shuttle was gonna go POP
T_Mac: and i had 2000k in minerals left to make enough hatches :/
Mark4: We'll never know, will we?
T_Mac: die mark
T_Mac: i won and u know it
T_Mac: didnt i?
Mark4: *cough* Disconnector *cough*
T_Mac: where did i get stuck with that label?
T_Mac: i never dis!
Mark4: I dunno
Mark4: When you disced more than you stayed in in all the games I played with you?
T_Mac: That's unfortunate
Mark4: So am I cursed
Mark4: Or is it you?
T_Mac: Seriously, I disc way too much for my liking
T_Mac: this dumbass game likes to crash
Mark4: Maybe 25% of the time? 35%?
T_Mac: it variers
T_Mac: one day
T_Mac: i'll try to play 4 games
T_Mac: it'll disc every time
T_Mac: the next day
T_Mac: i'll play 5 games
T_Mac: can u say gay?
T_Mac: that record
T_Mac: is pretty
Mark4: So it's your isp or your comp?
T_Mac: my GAY ASS COMP
T_Mac: it used to be my isp
T_Mac: now its my comp
T_Mac: i just cant catch a break
Mark4: Get a new Comp!!
T_Mac: buy one for me!
Mark4: When we start offering cash prizes for 10s
Mark4: You better write one
T_Mac: you serious?
Mark4: and upgrade
Mark4: It's a possibility
T_Mac: i guess that'd make lazy jv write more :)
T_Mac: hes so lazy, even though he made a new forum and all that.......
Mark4: Oh my
Mark4: Why do the interviewees always sell out Johnny?
Mark4: That's so wrong
Mark4: Even BoB did.
T_Mac: yeah, johnny is god ;)
Mark4: That's better =]
T_Mac: I voted for him for hall of fame!
Mark4: So did I!!
T_Mac: This month, I hope bob gets in
Mark4: I think FLS will
T_Mac: I love fls, but bobs reports are FUNNY
T_Mac: bob makes me wish i was a woman
Mark4: If he gets those i2e2 reports FINALLY finished
T_Mac: so i could have little newts everywhere
T_Mac: edit that part out
Mark4: That's pretty tmac of you
T_Mac: die fran
Mark4: I mean, that's pretty gay of you
Mark4: No way is that edited!
T_Mac: if u dont hit 1800 with Gay_Mac, i'll hafta to revoke your T_Mac club membership
Mark4: I'll get to win trading!
T_Mac: with Blank_Mac
T_Mac: and then u both give me wins :)
T_Mac: good ole clan win trading
Mark4: Well, any last thoughts?
T_Mac: then i hit 3000 !
T_Mac: persian is making me
Mark4: Want to call anyone a chobofucker in a public forum?
T_Mac: give shoutouts to all the gays in quebec
T_Mac: and the good ole gay states of america
T_Mac: and yes
T_Mac: MARK4 IS A CHOBOFUCKER
Mark4: Thanks =|
Mark4: That wraps it
T_Mac: now i gotta restart comp to get on bnet
Mark4: I'll have to edit it a little
T_Mac: a "little"
Mark4: but good interview
T_Mac: u get good pics of game?
Mark4: remember when I asked about gay experiences?
Mark4: There'll be a little extra in there
T_Mac: little extra?
Mark4: Yeah, about you and lewis and a economy sized pack of rubber bands
T_Mac: if ronin finds out he'll kill me!