|1ST SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!! |
|Ok, I read it, and the report reminds me of EE's, only better (seriously). Maybe it's because I, too, prefer Starbridge's to Valkyrie's, or it's because EE hasn't been around for a VERY LONG TIME.|
I can't think of anything to improve in it, except for alt text and/or more picture and more writing. 10 easy.
|Great work Dag, nice writing, appropriate humour and some interesting choices in spacecraft. If only this game was multiplayer then I could shove that starbridge into my cargo bay and then sell it for a tidy profit....no sexual connotations intended.|
:D :D :D
|4th... =D |
|5th... yayayay |
|6th... :P I actually read it too. |
|nice work :) |
|That was the best formatted EV:N report ever.|
|Still needs MORE ME|
|This made me want to touch my special place.|
Anyways, I want to make a report on this game, but I feel like it is a foolhardy idea unless I register (which we all know will never happen). Plus this pretty much took the cake for anything I would have done. BTW BUY A CAPITAL SHIP AND MAKE IT INTO A CARRIER NEXT TIME : ]
|10 for having my name two dozen times|
-1 for being canadian
Whats that come to? How the hell should I know, I'm a product of the American Educational System.
|i opened it, and saw white text =/ dunno why.... nice report tho |
|maybe you should have waited for the black background to load :P.|
Thanks for your comments and thanks to Mehdi :]
|One of the only good EVN reports. |
|is that real-time combat? |
|first time i read one of these reports and found it an excellent read |
10 10 10101010101010010
rate urself and give it a 10 :D
|#19 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE|
|Could use some work. Poorly orginized. Don't get discouraged though, dag, eventually you'll be as good as me. You need to spellcheck more too; the grammar and spelling is pathetic. |
|#20 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE|
|Could use some work. Poorly orginized. Don't get discouraged though, dag, eventually you'll be as good as me. You need to spellcheck more too; the grammar and spelling is pathetic.|
|owned by double post. |
|btw, *organized |
|#23 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE|
|Curses, it appears my super foe as unleashed a super bot that double posts my posts and makes me misspel words that I know! RATS! He's done it again! |
|#24 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE|
|Curses, it appears my super foe as unleashed a super bot that double posts my posts and makes me misspel words that I know! RATS! He's done it again!! |
|Let's just inflate dags comment section by double posting all our comment and make his ego feel so much better |
|Let's just inflate dags comment section by double posting all our comment and make his ego feel so much better ! |
|this game sounds nifty, i'm going to go download it :]|
i'm surprised you didn't name the Disgustingly Ugly after me
|So good, once it touches your lips, its so go....whoops.|
|TOP 100 ON A DAG REPORT! WOOT!|
By the way, it's me with the Starbridge in my report, not Eldritch. He has a Valk.
|that's what I said :) |
|Fex. I am currently br'ing the WG storyline.|
Thanks for bombing my reporting career, Dag. :|
|But other than that, a job well done. Your report owns. |
|Well I'd really like to see your next report, and I'm one of the people who'll be rating it :D. |
|#7 GC = who I think it is?|
Wow, this seriously kicked some ass. Except for the fact that you blew the wild geese SL for me...
but I'm not bitter :)
|who do you think it is le? gamerchickie? |
|oh, and awesome report dag, glad i could help you with it :)|
i'd give it a 10... ;)
|Neato. GG |
|go daggy, go daggy... I finally figured out whos daggy and whose keanu =/|
Great BR. 8.
|Great report. Funny, long, and well written. |
Great report, rivalling the great eldritch evil ;O
Only thing I have against these EV:N reports is those dialogue whatever boxes with insanely small text. They're actually quite well written but more often than not I just skip them.
Oh and, EXPLOSIONS! GUNS! BABES!
Raters own indeed.
9, sorry for taking so long :)
|If Im not mistaken, the mod starbridge is the best ship you can get in the demo..... |
|You're very mistaken |
|HOw is this possible? |
|VERY nice report (then agian, who expects less from Dagomar?). Actually, in the middle of that, I left for a drink, and when I came back, I forgot what I was reading, and actually thought it was an Eldritch report! It wasn't until I scrolled up and saw your name that I was like "whoa!" |
|#9 Shuriken |
That was the best formatted EV:N report ever.
|I wonder if that is her, just randomly popping in.|
|maybe, i doubt it though :P |
|How long do you think it will take for your next report? |
|I'm guessing 14 months, give or take a few days. |
|Oh, my little love sign messed up the forum, but MUCH WUB mehdi :] |
|tee hee |
Hey dude, you gotta record to break! We're talking something on the scale of Barry Bonds an Hammerin' Hank!
|#54 cmot dibbler|
|Not bad for a semi-dutchi Dag. Probably rates in the top 5 EVN reports (easily) |
|c.m.o.t. Dibbler? Someone's been reading too much discworld... |
|The game looks amazing, how does the game engine work?|
Good humor LOLZ. "This shit is so fun I won't need my midget porn for a long, long time."
I'm thinking of introducing Uplink to the br.com comunity, what do you think Dagomarius? Have you played it yet?
|Although I'm not Dagomarius or a rater at that, I have played some Half Life games. It does seem like a good idea but how would you write a BR for an online 1st person shooter? It might be interesting to see (of couse so would a Worms: Armageddon report).|
Did anyone here that!? WORMS!!! Do it now fools!!
Oh sorry. That was just one of my moments.
|A few people have managed to crack out reports on Counterstrike; they weren't that bad. In fact, someone (JV maybe?) wrote a battle report on a paintball outing.|
The possibilities are, literally, endless
|lead the way with that one, thr3e |
|STOP SPAMMING MY PRECIOUS COMMENT SECTION LUCKY |
|DagomarDeg: check the comment section again |
|luckynewb: i r fun-knee|
luckynewb: i wonder how you recruit teenage girls for porno
|bob had a great cs report |
|I laughed when I saw 14 months, because I thought it was a joke. PLEASE let it be a joke! |
|thats 14 months to look at my beutiful (spelled wrong) BRs. :D|
|best EV:N br hands down|
|excuse me u promised me ud put me in ur next report... |
|"wtf 10 min no rush" lol ;P|
Please bare my children. *Bends over*
|Nice work Dag! |
|Argggg. You will never get last! |
|shit it's JV :D|
|last 10/2/03 |
|It's a tad early to be claiming last. |
|And a tad idiotic too. |
|no im last duuuuuuudes!!!! |
|This is turning into a messege fest, and this is getting out of hand... |
|Is it me or is Makr kinda late with the news post?|
|Am I late with your banning little mortal? MWUHAHAHAHAHA |
|Dont make me send you another proofreading email Mark... DONT MAKE ME DO IT! I'm a crazy mofo cuz I once poped a cop cuz he wasnt looking at me the right way, you know what I'm sayin'?|
|Excellent, more motivation for me.|
Seriously, kickass report. Owns mine by a factor of ten.
Also, as for Uplink, I don't think it would make a good BRing game... Actually, yes it would.
|Don't be modest EE, it doesn't suit you. Kick ass instead|
|cmon eldritch, br the vellos storyline ;D|
easy 10 gogo
|I see EE has returned. I sure hope that the next part of his report will come out soon... |
|Well, EV:N seems to have broken itself over my absense. Time to troubleshoot. The manly way.|
*advances on EV:N with pliers*
|Okay . . . I have advanced my own story line up to and through planetary domination, but I was relying on Sabo for the pics, and he couldn't handle 1,000 screenshots :(|
|Hurry up, dag. :D |
I have to leave for a week tomorrow . . . I'll try and get the report out before then but if I can't, gogo part 2 of your series :D
|ok this just sucked |
|In the papers the news, everyday I am whoever you say I am.|
Eminem ownz joo
|im last! haha i beat you all |
|cool stroy did this actually happen to you|
suggestion:get pirate carrier and disable and take polaris ships they kick ass!!!
|how far have you gottn since this? i play vell-os story line and have an arrow it's a lot o fun get huge group my disabling and taking ships get full escorts! |
|#96 vell-os lover|
|VELL-OS KICK FUKIN'ASS |
|#97 mo dizzle fo shizzle|
|hey sweet job on it bro i need to use this shit on the game |