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"I truly am the master....comedian.....of protoss air"
-Kryptkeeper




#1 Snake[111623]
170.211.34.51
lol first! i hope 7-8 on the report for the comedy elements good job
#2 KepowOb[111625]
198.168.103.58
It was an interesting idea, and pretty funny, but it was pretty short and I donno, wasn't your best report :. Maybe if it was longer, or, I don't know, it just didn't catch my fancy.
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#3 Kobane[111626]
dialups-564.palmer.mtaonline.net
im at a loss for words.. so ill just say "3rd non auther!"
#4 CroNo[111627]
spider-wo041.proxy.aol.com
"Speaking of gas, I had better get some of my own. This was easier said then done..."

I actually started laughing when I saw the picture below this sentence in your report. I never actually laugh at the humor in reports i read. GJ 8-9!
#5 SiG.[111629]
mia-this02.firn.edu
Mick is my favorite battlereporter now, he = comedy.

I dont know how, but newbies seem to be attracted to him..
#6 Manius[111630]
adsl-20-91-159.asm.bellsouth.net
lol...good report. Needed some funniness. gj, 7-8
#7 Manius[111631]
adsl-20-91-159.asm.bellsouth.net
BTW...when I said needed some funniness I meant that I needed some humor, not your report. =D
#8 Oddity[111633]
cmpt-110.usask.ca
feed your own ego more plz thx
#9 -the o_0-[111635]
SHW58-44.accesscable.net
LOL, all of yer reports are great. and they come at a great speed.
#10 LoZeR-X[111637]
p-proxy-1-int0.net.wisc.edu
Lol. 'queens are good for ZvZ'
#11 ZerG~LinG[111639]
p423-045.ppp.get2net.dk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAH

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#12 Patton1944[111642]
spider-mtc-td084.proxy.aol.com
Godly.
#13 Snufalufaguis[111643]
iprism.lcusd.net
OMG....can i plz have my 3 minutes back. I just wasted all that time ready what was not only unredemming but also plainly stupid as well. I'll take u out 1 on 1 anyday. Just plz try not to be gay to newbs. You were like that once to.

-Dan
#14 [111644]
12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com
Not bad, try the medic circle of love next time.

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#15 Zeratul[111645]
user-0ccek68.cable.mindspring.com
funny report :) i don't know why the newbie who had never played sc before just rushed into battle.net. the best way is to try the campaign first; i learned all of the basics from there :) oh well who cares...

7.5
#16 LuckyNewbie:P[111648]
dialup-209.245.13.9.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
"teach me play" would be better
#17 NotDefault[111649]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
I don't think it's funny as much as sad... somehow he got onto B.Net, got a money map, learned the meaning of nr 10 and yet had no idea what to build as Zerg.

NotDefault
#18 Ling-erie[111650]
host62-7-19-155.in-addr.btopenworld.com
hahahah

man, i love these =]
#19 badtz maru[111651]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
you're mean.
#20 |||l||||ll|||||[111653]
cdm-66-7-15-tylr.cox-internet.com
maybe you should play my friends

next time you get on msg me so i can benefit from the idiot-drawing or idiot-picking talent you seem to have
#21 Serious[111655]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
I can see the attempt at humor, but it didn't really work for me :) newbie bashes are only fun if the newbie isn't too newbiesh
#22 |]agomar[111656]
St-Catherines-ppp126425.sympatico.ca
lol, 7 in my book
#23 Sexy^Orangutang[111659]
12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com
this was a good idea, but i was kinda left hanging at the end. I know its kinda hard to have another game because these "teach me to play" arent always there, but i still feel like there could have been more.
prolly a 7 due to some humor
#24 triped[111674]
1Cust208.tnt3.belvidere.il.da.uu.net
You have original and humerous ideas, but you don't follow through well with your presentation.
#25 Adrenaling[111680]
24.156.202.174
teach me to play, too. :(

this was funny... kind of. gg.
#26 BluBBas[111683]
h116n3fls23o900.telia.com
"Mick is my favorite battlereporter now, he = comedy.

I dont know how, but newbies seem to be attracted to him.. "
so u be n00b!
i even got his website in favorites:)
#27 Dino Din[111707]
dynamic-153-196.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
man how do you kill the table appearance. Looks so nifty w/o it.
#28 BigD[111716]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
This guy is severely twisted. But it's funny.
#29 [111724]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
needed humor big time.
#30 Hopper[111778]
ny-lockport2-609.buf.adelphia.net
Attaboy Mick!! Now just put that scene in the next "Brood War High"...
#31 DeltaFlyer13[112253]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
Heh, that guy was halarious.
#32 Sabotage[143585]
pool-68-161-122-19.ny325.east.verizon.net
That ending was so funny!



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