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#1 ::nobody::[96240]
dt0f9n8d.san.rr.com
and thats a big fat first ;)

hope you all like it! :D

-n.
#2 SCV~007[96241]
h225n1fls33o984.telia.com
omfg
#3 OnSlaught[96242]
proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com
3rd :) Reading...
#4 Ling-erie[96243]
igw-se.astra.com
=/
#5 Ling-erie[96246]
igw-se.astra.com
read it


That's u at the end??? CYBER THANX GW

great BR, an easy 8 and possibly more, but i'd really like to know how u got that different coloured text with shadow behind it-type effect (i have adobe photoshop 5.0 btw).

Thanx for a good read

HF
#6 SCV~007[96247]
h225n1fls33o984.telia.com
Ok I read it all :P Shit man, it's not fair that you can do such awesome graphics, but oh well. Great pics, excellent writing. I can't believe badtz lost this, get a grip badtz! If you can beat me you can beat GC :)

I guess it was because Zileas sucks at SC. GJ anyway :P
#7 JawaAvenger[96248]
ool-18baa694.dyn.optonline.net
I didn't realize it was played on Temple untill the middl of the BR...

=P

but besides that, it's godly, as usual.

=PP
#8 willwinforfood[96249]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
too lazy to read it now, i'll read it after my final. nice pics though. oh and "Its hard to show how imprtatant the coaches were, but trust me, they were very imortant." is all i really read.
#9 Losion[96252]
isf1n1e1.seinf.abb.se
good report, one set back was the sidescrolling.
#10 y0urg0d[96254]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
ownage =0
#11 ahhhhhhhhh[96255]
202.188.200.226
stealing people's name........... nooobbboodddyyy
#12 ::novody::[96257]
igw-se.astra.com
Who the hell are you?

Hacker
#13 WarLeaderJustin[96258]
adsl-64-166-108-89.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Not so early comment.
#14 WarLeaderJustin[96259]
adsl-64-166-108-89.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Great BR, I liked the chick.
#15 Siberian Kiss[96261]
204.32.71.24
This report damn near killed my hamster, but the graphics were worth it. Simply amazing, you did an excellent job with them, as usual.

-SK
#16 Falcon[96262]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
have fun at hawaii nice br too :)
#17 CaptA2k[96263]
h00a0c5e4fe0b.ne.mediaone.net
awesome br!!! more anima chica's please...
#18 ...One[96264]
proxy3-external.pr1.on.home.com
Novody strikes back...
#19 WaxAngel[96265]
apnc203.216.216.211.in-addr.arpa
and I like this better than's breeze's :-/
#20 [96271]
barry-asy-41.rutgers.edu
@wax...because im in right ? gotcha
#21 [96272]
barry-asy-41.rutgers.edu
btw nobo you submited under name " ::nobody:::" extra : ! well this nine isnt getin under your real one =[
#22 Wangsonn[96273]
adsl-78-165-28.gsp.bellsouth.net
cool
#23 Kepow'Ob[96274]
HSE-Montreal-ppp140290.sympatico.ca
Great BR, happy I have ADSL for those pics, even though the last few wouldn't load all the way until I refreshed a few times.
#24 GamerChickie[96277]
spider-wf042.proxy.aol.com
roxing BR nobo, slick =)

if Badtz had used some more Temps... =/
#25 linternet[96278]
141.202.248.202
This was a great report on a great concept for a game.
#26 N$aNe_Hillbilly[96279]
1Cust210.tnt1.hernando.ms.da.uu.net
Wheeee...

Loved the report, but I'll have to d/l the pics overnight =P

10
#27 CaughtNaked[96280]
1Cust201.tnt2.washington.dc.da.uu.net
wow, I read the whole report so I opened this page in another window so I can wait for the huge pics to load. But other than the side scrolling this report was kick ass. The text is good, i havent seen the pics yet but im sure there good.
has anyone else noticed a come back of all the oldies? In music as well as BR.com. Maybe its me. HF in hawii im going there 2 this sumr.

t2yl,
~CN
#28 GamerChickie[96281]
spider-wf042.proxy.aol.com
Whenever Pimps Newbie+Coach tourneys happen, they always turn out to be great games...Learn alot, and last a while. This game wasn't the finals tho, was actually the first game of the tourney ;)
#29 Somebody...[96283]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
owned.

10

sby...
#30 Krebster[96284]
tcache-mtc-tg01.proxy.aol.com
better than the breeze report

"He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures." "He conquers who endures."
#31 [96286]
653236hfc48.tampabay.rr.com
see, now these are good pics

dont know why people keep sweating breeze for having regular pics with a blue border
#32 I LOVE ASUKA !!![96287]
shields163-1.ucdavis.edu
Nice pixs !!!
#33 [96289]
AC8D6E84.ipt.aol.com
Yuo onw
#34 [96290]
barry-asy-76.rutgers.edu
actually i was wrong but anyways you have a 9.0 average !!!! G_J nobo !
#35 gfbxh[96293]
ACA3C99F.ipt.aol.com
hghgh
#36 BOB_THE_NEWT[96295]
207.236.64.162
Breeze is a newbie.
#37 The.Confessor[96298]
user-2ivet82.dialup.mindspring.com
erm, me > zileas? =
#38 [96300]
user251.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
great job nobody, 9!;)

but if you'd had bouncing zileas heads every time badtz made a good move this = 10;(
#39 bleh...[96309]
HubW-mcr-24-24-115-109.midsouth.rr.com
best pics ive ever seen
#40 Spuzz[96310]
di143.opencominc.com
Me: OMG ::nobody:: posted another report!

My Modem: No! Please, don't! I can't take it.

Me: Oh shut up you baby. <click>

Modem: No! No! Nooooo! I'm taking the easy way out! <hold gun to head>

Me: Stop it you sissy. <slaps gun away> Now DOWNLOAD!

Modem: <sob> 56K is not enough...


Awesome report dude! What a cool concept for a game, and you pulled off reporting it perfectly :D Thanks for giving me something fun to read :D

Spuzz

P.S. Say...that anime image of GamerChickie...

...do I know the artist???
#41 Starookie[96321]
edtn007989.hs.telusplanet.net
faye valentine = 10


nice pics , very nice
#42 iggy[96322]
adsl-64-162-178-99.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
whoa shit an awesome game

10 :)
#43 derek[96325]
ACAD8BEE.ipt.aol.com
Spuzz is a big fucking loser

btw 8 on this BR
#44 derek[96326]
AC813BFC.ipt.aol.com
just re-read it with all the pics loaded
7
#45 derek[96327]
AC813BFC.ipt.aol.com
j/k;) im not bob or scarab..probably 8.5 =[
#46 Poltergeist_001 the WAR}-{AMMER[96328]
h24-79-190-212.lm.shawcable.net
Awesome report. I had to read every second line backwards because i was too lazy to scroll back =/
#47 Vaevictis[96331]
h24-69-4-3.gv.shawcable.net
Well, only complaint I have is that the map isn't identified until the first minimap image. I mean, sure, temple is the obvious choice, but I like to know beforehand ;)
#48 LuckyNewbie:P[96333]
user-33qtog7.dialup.mindspring.com
" During this time, badtz informs Zileas that GamerChickie is, infact, not a "he," but a "she." Zileas apparently hasn’t heard of this mysterious race known as "females" and he continues, for the rest of the game, to refer to GamerChickie as "he." "

ROTFL, QUOTE! QUOTE~
#49 LuckyNewbie:P[96334]
user-33qtog7.dialup.mindspring.com
Btw... i couldn't download the rest
#50 Eriador[96337]
hume.ti.telenor.net
report owned

HOWEVER

why the fuck did you type badtz with BROWN text and GC with red?

I mean, gc was brown. badtz was red
;P
#51 newberrific![96338]
cx187442-a.dt1.sdca.home.com
This report owned. 'nuff said. 10 ^^
#52 Polock[96343]
1Cust138.tnt16.hou3.da.uu.net
L337!!!!1111
Holy Shit man, that was awesome. Not only good, but *inspiring*, I'm getting cable now. GW!

-Polock
#53 SlingsNArrows[96354]
bgm-66-24-233-116.stny.rr.com
Great report, silly game ^o^

why is confess coaching GC, shouldn't it be the other way around??
#54 |Sniper(|)Wolf|[96361]
wpg-141-33-res1.mts.net
Great report, great pics.

9 or 10

Girls who play games kick ass, seriously. They own me in Counter-Strike... :O
#55 Breeze[96380]
62.176.93.129
Great report Nobo, some of the best collages ever :] "The 2nd coming of badtz" was the one I liked most. Now I see why you were asking me about reaver concept art, and hey why didn't you draw an anime reaver? ;]

To those lamers who are comparing our reports, well sorry guys but me and Nobody are friends and there is no competition between us. I can be only happy when he makes something so good. Grow up :P

Thanks for the enjoyable report, and have fun @Hawaii!



#56 GammaRayBurst[96381]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Really really nice report nobo. I love the graphics :)

-GRB
#57 Enigma_Junk[96382]
spider-wl031.proxy.aol.com
What?! Only TWO Anime Chicks?! Jip. Oh well, it was a good report with excellent pictures. Now you just need to remember to include excellent pictures of Anime Chicks as well as Starcraft. You deserve an 8.5 or so, and it would've been a 10 with the chicks.
#58 [96398]
user183.net058.va.sprint-hsd.net
about your pics nobo:

they were really good, but you seem to have a fetish for empty space. a very big part of the dl for this report was for simple white space. I would recommend compressing your pictures (not making em smaller, but shoving SS's together) next time. it is easier on modems (my dsl took a good minute or two to dl this :P) and (usually) more attractive to the eye.

ok enough for my rant~
#59 [96412]
csdi-proxy.support.compaq.com
omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg

9

Fox
#60 InsomniacAndrew[96416]
1Cust141.tnt4.everett2.wa.da.uu.net
really good, probably the only reason it didn't get a 10 was because u screwed up really bad with....

well

zerg was brown

red was protoss

that's fine. but... you messed up the color for the names of the players. you switched it and it got messed up if u did it right, 10 but as is, 9 seriously though, really really good
#61 CraX[96426]
dialups-423.palmer.mtaonline.net
hmm, i didnt get to see the rest of the pics past the ling/muta vs zlot/reaver battle (damn comp) so i have to ask.. how many hot anime chicks did i miss out on?
#62 [96442]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-945.look.ca
im not reading this, its wide for 8x600 :O

i'll read it later
#63 Chobophobic[96448]
proxy1-external.elmhst1.il.home.com
Gw nobo, this is one of those BR's where it takes a great game & author to get a high rating.
#64 Inssider[96449]
ool-18bf2e73.dyn.optonline.net
zileas's hax suck
#65 GamerChickie[96450]
spider-mtc-tf053.proxy.aol.com
Pimp, another tourney, gogogo!
#66 CaughtNaked[96464]
spider-wf071.proxy.aol.com
Me want in tourney now!!
#67 [96471]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-1272.look.ca
9 :)
#68 random_digit[96472]
evrtwa1-ar9-253-206.vz.dsl.gtei.net
l337

you, nobo, is sexy.

10
#69 Man Cyber is thx[96476]
spider-mtc-tg053.proxy.aol.com
If only GamerChickie was female...
#70 Breeze[96477]
62.176.93.129
Yo DrAwesome don't teach Nobo how to do graphics plz ;)
#71 BOBBY357[96478]
spider-wb012.proxy.aol.com
nice report. badtz shouldve used more temps, but it was a pretty close game. btw, there is a link 2 this game from the ethermoon.com forums, not that it matters :).
#72 Khas[96479]
ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net
Fuckin retards, look closer, the name colors are correct...although you could have differentiated between the colors a little more, nobo =/
#73 Krebster[96487]
tcache-tp01.proxy.aol.com
we arent "comparing the report" we're saying nobo's is better, i dont care if you guys are fucking brothers, youre still full of yourself


HMM

GOOD JOB NOBO
#74 mum[96505]
202.156.0.5
size sucked... im scrollin left to right like a typewriter
#75 ~St.Spork~[96527]
CBL029.temp004.CH001-glendale.dhcp.hs.earthlink.net
Woot! good report, if ur wondering who the hell i am, i'm a friend of Luckynewbie:P he got me into reading these things and u did an awesoem job. But damn 4am?! jesus boy, you earned that trip to hawaii! i doubt u'll even contact me in the future, butif u somehow get drunk and deciede to i'm, on uswest server with ~St.Spork~. Usualy gaming with luck he hangs around in the NH channel.
Laters
#76 SixtyWATZ[96568]
h0010b59b0728.ne.mediaone.net
Wow!
#77 RockForce[96575]
spider-ta064.proxy.aol.com
Nice report and pics!
#78 JFeTT[96580]
ro04-204-210-183-204.ce.mediaone.net
Only 2 anime chicks..bah..
#79 |]agomar[96699]
webcache.BrockU.CA
YES! I DO! I READ THE TITLE ME READ TITLE TITLE ME UP HOOK ME UP WITH THAT SEXY TITLE OF YOURS GIMME TITLE TITLE TITLE TITLE AAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Um . . . so, er, anyway, gj Nobo! GO Nobo! Nobo for Prez! Nobo for Vice Prez! Nobo for Vice Prez and Prez and all that other government stuff and Cindy Crawford's husband! Yay! Go Nobo!

Ya, so, now to actually read it ( *cough* ) . . .
#80 ::anybody::[96780]
favrille-6.customer.nethere.net
king karras...its been a long time since i played you...when you get back from hawaii its on........nice BR...it feels good to be back.....peace
#81 BADKITTY![96921]
ss07.ny.us.ibm.com
I love khas, cuz he's so childish and insulting... Refferring to everyone as fucking retards is a little bit sweeping of a statement, especially when you are wrong... It's easier to bear your mistakes when you dont start them by insulting everyone for dissagreeing with you.
#82 Ana[96996]
phnxdslgw9poolC205.phnx.uswest.net
nobo, stop talking to breeze or some of his unfounded bulgarian arrogance might touch you.
#83 Duxer[97072]
crtntx1-ar3-097-196.crtntx1.dsl.gtei.net
nobo why u no use aim nemore? nobodux needs to start conquering the world ^^
#84 xld.aldogrez[97076]
spider-mtc-tc083.proxy.aol.com
scrolling sucked, but the pics were awesome, the text and pics complemented each other sexily.

zileas bouncing heads wouldve been great
#85 ground-LOBP-[97077]
syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com
writing wasn't all that great, and with my cable I had to refresh the page because almost all of the pix only dled like halfway, but the pictures were own. I wouldn't say 9, I'd say maybe 8 or possibly 8.5, but people in the comments on my FIRST br are talking about giving it a 7 and it's nowhere near as good as this one, overall. If you use a scale of 7 for my battlereport this br ends up being like a 13 :P
#86 Sexy^Orangutang[97170]
spider-mtc-te041.proxy.aol.com
not enogh animei
#87 [97347]
imsbbcf03a.netvigator.com
Nice :D
#88 -ME-[97356]
e140079.upc-e.chello.nl
great BR, loved to read it, perfect...
#89 Algernon[97363]
cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com
Faye Valentine.... Yum...

Where did you get that sketch for gamer chickie at the start of the report?
#90 BADKITTY![97606]
32.97.182.21
I liked it again! OH NO! good report, I really liked the use of a white background, it makes things appear fresher and cleaner, like Mr clean, but with hair...

Khas Sux Ana Rulez.
#91 Psikilla[98187]
edtn005386.hs.telusplanet.net
FIRST! Time to read the report
#92 Psikilla[98188]
edtn005386.hs.telusplanet.net
wtf! How'd 92 posts get a head of me.



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