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"How about we start discussing my Small Game Hunters now?
I found it halirious when I got the same type of response every time I play on it.
"Hey I hardly have any minerals left. Are you sure this is BGH$$$?"
"Hey I got jipped!"
"U C*CK-SUC*ING AS*HOLE U CHANGE THE MAP MOTHE*FU**KER!!!!"
-[FLS]Prozerran




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#1 Testosterone[73568]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
sorry for bad 1st post :(, I spent a lot more time on this one than I did on the first one

hf and plz comment
#2 S!aVe[73569]
rh24.uwsp.edu
2nd! .. well probably not after i post this ..!:(
#3 frost[73570]
spider-mtc-tb072.proxy.aol.com
good BRs. Im kinda sick of this game though waiting for SS or War3 or something.
#4 ][~tao~][[73571]
bele175.wuh.wustl.edu
test,
u write really very very well and i'm quite impressed by your BR skills. keep up the good work and get ur ass online some time so we can play! Lataz
#5 [73572]
dsl-gte-jr13661-2.linkline.com
Bam! 10

Those images and the flash just were hardcore man. Tripleheader tourney final using my tourney manager. wooohoo!

-JV
#6 ProtectorofAiur[73573]
SID.MIT.EDU
good god, that was a nice report.

that flash was really cool too.
#7 ProtectorofAiur[73574]
SID.MIT.EDU
oh yeah, lol @ the post game interview :D
#8 TheLostGuru[73575]
tswpb2-331.gate.net
Awesome BR... thought you swapped the upgrades for the zerg overlords... ^.^

Ventral Sacs should be lift upgrade..
Pnuematized Carapace should be speed. :)

Me again, some odd fellow who likes making sure stuff is right... don't hate me cuz I'm into correctness. ;)
#9 Oddity[73576]
h24-70-111-110.ss.shawcable.net
Alt-text owns
"The difference bewtween insanity and genius is measured only by success"
Someone write that one upside down for me.

-Elliot Carver(from tomorrow never dies)
#10 Napoleic[73577]
van3d32.dial.uniserve.ca
Damn is it just me, or does it seem that every br released these days is either less than 3 or a 10? I guess that anyone who cares enough to try to br figures they may as well go for it all.

Ownage br Testosterone, and I loved the flash. Nice timing with the music, that was sweet. The Alt Text was cool too.

BTW Way to go Mantra! He picks zerg to your toss first game so you shaft him just as bad last game, gj! Lmao at off bunker, I think that was a sweet ending, poetic justice!
#11 Kili![73578]
cachef7.kolumbus.fi
WoW. The flash really owned.
#12 Astic-X[73581]
h24-66-251-138.ss.shawcable.net
haha jewed by a jew rofl you got raped pylon btw how did you let a import carry home a tourney? pls tell=[
#13 znzf[73583]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
last game
just makes u think
why didn't the guy cancel hatch and put it at choke ?
mass lings + speed or lurk some kind effort in a tourney game u expect at least =(
#14 [73584]
208.196.35.239
BR. Good. 10.

On the contrary, I thought the last game was the best... :P

Dref
#15 iscrewsqeaktoys[73585]
207-172-128-233.s233.tnt1.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
own more please:)
#16 TheBizarreFungi[73586]
spider-tk051.proxy.aol.com
Great Report!

I think Mantra! should be terran more often.


#17 Falcon[73589]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
I was reading it and it wouldn't load for me but i didn't give it a change either=[ The report looked great by how far I read, Ill finish it later and post again
#18 [73590]
242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com
most of the images and the flash dont load for me
#19 [73591]
242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com
most of the images and the flash dont load for me
#20 [73592]
242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com
wow i guess you dont have to double click "add comment"
#21 [-Loser-][73593]
proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
Awesome, another good report to save the day from the..."other" reports

[-Loser-]
#22 Eradicate~Me[73595]
spider-tm022.proxy.aol.com
only like 3 pics loaded for me

but the flash was enough for a 10
#23 Digityl[73597]
138.86.151.7
cool br. i like series :) nice writing too man...overall excellent job!

~Digi
#24 Testosterone[73598]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
thanks everyone for the comments, geocities is having problems right now i think, it is loading really slow, next time ill try to find a better server :(
#25 blackadder[73599]
hvachovsky.i001.law.columbia.edu
sorry if this is a newbie question but couldnt mantra have made the bunker just a little bit away from the building hatch and pylon wouldnt have noticed at all. building hatches have like 1 vision or smthing
#26 [bad]derek[73600]
spider-mtc-tc081.proxy.aol.com
my modem is now a mere shell of its former self

2
#27 Derek[73601]
spider-mtc-tc081.proxy.aol.com
j/k 10
#28 Bahhhhh[73602]
edtntnt11-port-469.dial.telus.net
7 few pics loaded for me and the flash didn't either.
#29 Bahhhhh[73603]
edtntnt11-port-469.dial.telus.net
7 few pics loaded for me and the flash didn't either.
#30 Bahhhhh[73604]
edtntnt11-port-469.dial.telus.net
7 few pics loaded for me and the flash didn't either.
#31 Bahhhhh[73605]
edtntnt11-port-469.dial.telus.net
7 few pics loaded for me and the flash didn't either.
#32 Sid6.9[73608]
1Cust129.tnt13.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Awesome, simple a grade A piece of work.
#33 Testosterone[73609]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
I could re-do it using the br.com server, but that would kinda be stupid? i dunno
#34 Spuzz[73610]
jfsn-02-04.dialup.netins.net
Excellent report. I wish my pants would dry.

Write more.

Spuzz
#35 Skyblazer[73611]
mkc-31-238-131.kc.rr.com
VERY nice report! Even better after Geocities decided to speed up. gj.
Hope you continue writing more brs!! :)

Skyblazer

#36 SlingsNArrows[73612]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
ownage ;o)
#37 CynicalMagician[73613]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
This was tres cool. The pictures were very nice, the flash was neat, and the games were good. There were a few minor typos and inconsistencies, but they didn't matter.

Oh little tip: when you're doing scores shots, you don't need to include the scores of observers. It's basically wasted image.

Finally, I laughed my ass off at #35. Go spuzz.
-CM
#38 TDM[73624]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
I have not read yet, but STRAIGHT 10'S ON YOUR 2ND REPORT!?!?!??!?!?!?! Must be good. I'm gonna read.


-The Drone Miester
#39 JFeTT[73625]
ro04-204-210-187-169.ce.mediaone.net
What's the name of that song on the flash?
#40 Skyblazer[73626]
mkc-31-238-216.kc.rr.com
Incubus - Stellar
#41 Fractal_Wave[73629]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Damn spiffy. DAMN spiffy.

You didn't use my gosu span text. I hate you now.
;)

Btw, the reason kamakaze pilots wore hemelts is for radio.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#42 GammaRayBurst[73630]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
One hell of a report test! Monty Python owns too =)

-GRB
#43 ~Psi-Blade~[73631]
px1ar.ed.wave.shaw.ca
ownage that flash revivled that of breeze i think we have a new challeger for breeze gogogog testorone 10 without a doubt
#44 TDM[73632]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
OK, I have read now, that report absoluty, completely, without a doubt, O-W-Ned. Bt the flash didin't work for me. Flash > me. Oh well, still deserves 10. Rockage.

-The Drone Miester
#45 Eradicate~Me[73639]
spider-tj033.proxy.aol.com
Your starting up your "Unactive" streak from brood war again tdm!

....

hey that rhymed!

COME BACK!

<i>Erad</i>
#46 [73644]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Quite nice. But you should pray that Praetor doesn't read this. =P
#47 Testosterone[73653]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
wow thanks for the comments everyone =D

grb where ya been man? been looking for ya :)

fractal thanks, u da man

cm thanks =D
#48 [73656]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-307.look.ca
flash and alt text made this godly:)
#49 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[73660]
bc-kam-a53-02-15.look.ca
I liked the Pictures
#50 RoadRunner{SLR}[73662]
adsl-20-104-27.gnv.bellsouth.net
OMG that last game was so lame. good series tho, and very nice BR. :)
#51 PrincessCollsy[73668]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
ooo..pretty :o)
#52 Darth Sidious[73669]
ap01-d03-166.dial.freesurf.nl
good report indeed.

of course the last game was the best, terran rules.
I also liked the texts behind the pictures :)
obviously the flash kicked ass.

(and to everyone who complains only a few pics loaded: click back and then forward to load the rest, or right click and choose load picture.)

#53 {ahc}overmind[73671]
user-2iveaba.dialup.mindspring.com
i have posted my first battle report, {ahc}overmind wishes to ask tstoremome what he uses to edit his pictures, which program
#54 assram[73678]
254.kansas-city-06-07rs.mo.dial-access.att.net
Great report!

Nice timing with music and the alt text owned :)

keep it up!
#55 RaZaGhAx[73680]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
{ahc}overmind, I'm pretty sure he uses photoshop =) this BR was simply stunning...

RaZ
#56 Testosterone[73686]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
overmind using the 3rd person to talk is annoying :(
i used photoshop 6.0

thx for the comments everyone :)
#57 Help[73693]
33.111.74.rrcentralflorida.cfl.rr.com
What is the name for channel nohunters?
I always try tons of different variations but they never work!!!!
#58 The Lakers[73695]
CBL175.pool006.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net
good pics but writing style was a bit...crude?
but these days nobody seems to care about the text and care for the eye pleasers
8-9
#59 Silent Strike[73708]
ool-18bdc068.dyn.optonline.net
Haha, regulation. Yet another time an import takes down a zerg player in the final game of Newbie McNasty's tournament with an offensive tower.

Die zerg pickin hoes ;).

#60 Khas'andro[73720]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
Help: It's "clan ~NoHunters"
Great BR man, flash rocked!! ALT text was cool, those were some damn funny quotes
#61 Pokemon=Bad[73728]
138.86.151.97
Uhhhhhhhhh i am confused, how the hell did that get strait 10's? the battles weren't any good, and the alt text was ok. The only real good thing about the br was the flash...... if u judge it just on the flash gj 10. But for content, or lack there of, 10 is way way too big of a number.
#62 anal-banana[73749]
bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com
<b>Everybody that was either playing or observing made a comment about how they used to play this map way back when. I don't know what the hell they were talking about as I played BGH comp stomps way back when but to each his own.</b>

BAWHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAH OH GOD IM DYING ROFL

That was freaking hilarious :)
#63 (DL)Spam[73751]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
"Nietszche is dead" -God

The only Alt text I happened to read, and it was by pure accident. But it was also the best line in the entire BR (minus the other alt texts which I will now go back and read in case there were more gems like that instead of the normal alt-text dribble)

Excellent report, deserving of its 10
#64 conrado/drinkcola[73752]
dialup-63.212.135.146.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
undoubtly one of THE best BRs i've ever read. GJ!!
#65 :-:AeroL:-:[73753]
mercury.bhasvic.ac.uk
godly report.
10?
no.
I think 11's should be included for godly reports like this
:D
11 gogogogogo!



AeroL
#66 Rim[73757]
71.fort-worth-08-09rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net
WOOOOHOOOOO! Bobby triple posted. Don't you ever flame someone for doing that again you fag! WOOHOOO Bobby is not a god!!!!!!!!
#67 Tariq[73766]
dc4.dawsoncollege.qc.ca
"jewed by a jew" guess this is why crazy's calling people jews now.

strong
#68 +AnathemA+[73772]
bac16c03.inre.asu.edu
neat
#69 !warstrike![73774]
ncrain.phys.nd.edu
Nice report. Great flash (prob even better if this machine had sound :P). I just don't think it is quite the match of many of the other 10s on the site (9s certainly though).
#70 Heartcutter[73775]
activer-1.ussntc.savvis.net
Fun read. I enjoyed it.

-HC
#71 Inssider[73791]
ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net
Heh, nice job. Pics were pretty, writing for the most part flowed nicely, but I agree with CM about grammar/spelling. Not that huge of a problem though. Excellent work.
#72 TH-LittleBro[73801]
164.106.181.202
Your BR owns Test!!!
#73 ^Nuitari^[73806]
1Cust220.tnt4.nashua.nh.da.uu.net
Calvin and Hobbes quote. Give him a 10 NOW.
#74 <font color="bronze">Dukie</font>[73820]
129.108.175.47
NICE!!! i liked reading this
#75 [73590]
129.108.175.47
s
#76 Dukie[73822]
129.108.175.47
Sorry didn't mean to do that bobnewt thing i was just experimenting and i think i did it in the wrong place sorry again.
#77 Clay.Camel[73847]
35.8.111.143
woow man.................what can I say that hasn't already been said?

your BR owned...............I put a link to it from the TH site also.

so....how about those Chiefs eh? loosing to the Broncos :(

laterz.........
#78 Clay.Camel[73954]
ip241.lansing2.mi.pub-ip.psi.net
I mean loosing to the 49'ers..............duh
#79 [73994]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Great work
#80 Testosterone[74031]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
lakers: thanks for the comments, any respectable criticism is appreciated

spam: thanks, glad u liked it

conrado: thanks :), read williamwc3's for even better ones

aerol: wow, glad u liked it so much =D

rim: thanks, glad u liked the alt-texts :)

tariq: thanks for the comment

ana: your neater ;)

warstrike: thank you for sharing your thoughts in a reasonable and respectable way

heartcutter: yay a comment from hc :) thx

inssider: thanks for the good feedback, it is much appreciated

littlebro: no you own ^^

nuitari: a fellow calvin & hobbes lover! yay

dukie: thanks for the positive feedback :)

clay: thanks for the comments man, the chiefs are just toying with the rest of the league...i hope

YRM: thank you very much for the comment and gl with strifeshadow

#81 Krebster[74178]
216.20.43.13
incubus is crazy
#82 <font color=gold> |]agomar[74472]
gateway.ncdsb.com
One word:
Well, two
wait, more:

Almost as sexy as me.

That's 5, but all very, very true.
#83 Villan(MT)[74829]
proxy1.chariot.net.au
testo do u have icq i want to talk to u number please
#84 SJE-Jonny[74878]
msp-65-25-194-44.mn.rr.com
SWEET


AWSOME GRAPHICS I WANT MORE MORE MORE MUAHAHAH
#85 Hi[75349]
elproxy.chappaqua.k12.ny.us
Hi, I liked it!
Hey Mr. Penguin!
#86 Cearas[77877]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
not bad.
#87 xld.aldogrez[91880]
AC8A9BEB.ipt.aol.com
The pics don't even work and it's still godly, now you have 90 comments =]
#88 xld.aldogrez[91881]
AC8A9BEB.ipt.aol.com
The pics don't even work and it's still godly, now you have 90 comments =]
#89 BADKITTY![92584]
ss06.ny.us.ibm.com
pics dont load, but I like that in a BR. The writing is more than sufficient, great detail, way to go!
#90 Kelladros[100610]
24.77.46.108
looked really good but the pics didn't come up for me so i didn't feel like reading it.. sorry.. i guess..
#91 croakonut[110013]
108.b.003.brs.iprimus.net.au
the pics didnt load , the flash didnt load and i cant read.. but its a bloody good report , i give it a 10 :)
#92 noga[112395]
co-rtlsnk-1-u1-b3-154.clspco.adelphia.net
i think if my computer wasnt so FUCKING slow i may have been able to enjoy this report to its fullest. nonetheless, ill go with th crowd and give you a 10. I cant wait till this lasagna finishes cooking...mmmmm
#93 ZerG~LinG[113791]
p424-073.ppp.get2net.dk
Restoring BR's is just pure own.
I never got to read this b4, so this was a storming great read.

CHJ for rater/God
#94 EldritchEvil[117072]
nr11-66-161-173-25.fuse.net
Last post.
#95 titans-thesoby[119022]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
alt-text kix ass must have logged endless hours in this monster!!
#96 hidden[138008]
180.7-200-80.adsl.skynet.be
final last pos muhaha... k...

1 of the best reports ive ever seen
why am i even posting this....

there is 1 link thats broken, at the start somewhere

hmm 98 hu?
#97 hidden[138009]
180.7-200-80.adsl.skynet.be
you know what would be fun?
#98 hidden[138010]
180.7-200-80.adsl.skynet.be
to get 100 comments on this kickass report :o
#99 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[138870]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
own
#100 Murph33[142359]
h24-77-57-61.gv.shawcable.net
werd
#101 Minatour[142368]
207-254-35-160.amerion.net
Hey nice br i just read it i saw it was a perfect 10. . . lol i just now read it yay i would like to learn how do do the pictures yay,
#102 angelzx[145110]
166.121.37.7
cool one



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