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#1 znzf[72506]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
First, thx
i read the whole thing too
#2 teck.lika.hore[72507]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
William..........................................................................I soooooo hate you. My flash not only was way worse, but it didn't even show up... and you post THIS. DAMN YOU AND YOUR SKILLS IT IS NOT FAIR AT ALL. Jesus gj on this report I bow down to superior skill... could u tell me by chance what u do to get your flash to play right? it won't work in mine... plus, how do you do buttons that make the movie go and stuff... i rate this 100000

teck
#3 Sp|nE[72508]
dialup0314-pri.dialup3.voicenet.com
timing owns you
#4 LuckyNewbie:P[72509]
user-33qtpdq.dialup.mindspring.com
4th!! now on to read
#5 JPaikman // ObiWanJebroni[72511]
bele6.wuh.wustl.edu
Welcome Back, Will.

The Road Goes Ever On

JPaikman // ObiWanJebroni
#6 Eradicate~Me[72512]
spider-tj072.proxy.aol.com
6th now to read!
#7 Punck[72513]
nic-130-c229-131.new.rr.com
OH...i thought you were dead...
#8 Fractal_Wave[72514]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
WC3! WC3! WC3! WC3! WC3! WC3!

#9 LuckyNewbie:P[72517]
user-33qtpdq.dialup.mindspring.com
I dont care how the rest of the report goes, the introduction deserves a 10 alone
#10 Fractal_Wave[72518]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
One ninja of a report WC3. Excellent flash and use of span text.

WC3 for president.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#11 Eradicate~Me[72521]
spider-tj072.proxy.aol.com
holy hell this is just some kind of ownage that hasn't been discovered yet
#12 Wangsonn[72524]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
gw :D
#13 Scarab[72526]
AC82EE02.ipt.aol.com
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#14 CynicalMagician[72532]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
OMFG LAOLA!*(&@#(!*& AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KE KE KE KE KE KE MONKEY BOY OMFG LOL!@(&^!&@

I haven't laughed that hard at any one section of a report since EELM. Oh my lord that was funny as hell. Gooooo WC3!!
#15 battle.org[72534]
dsl-64-136-41-134.junoexpress.com
wow kickass, sweet intro etc etc nice.
#16 garett[72535]
cdm-158-106-tyl.cox-internet.com
yay gogog
#17 WilliamWC3[72537]
128.252.112.83
Hiya

Tech.lika.hore: Sorry, it had to be someone. Your report shows a lot of promise. I felt bad posting mine after it but thats just how things go I guess. Anyway, thanks a lot. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Fractal_Wave: Thanks, glad you liked it. You're the span master.

CynicalMagician: Cool, glad I could amuse you.

Everyone else: Thanks for the support guys. This report was one helluva long time in the making.
#18 Phobos_ColZ[72541]
spider-tj043.proxy.aol.com
Gosu. 10. Thats all I can say.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#19 -SD[72544]
ip136.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
Ill be soooooo smart and post my report right after this one =]
#20 Dog101[72550]
1Cust69.tnt76.chi5.da.uu.net
one word. OWNAGE! 10
#21 zergswarm101[72559]
bg7-72.eagnet.com
i think my modem just imploded
#22 PrincessCollsy[72562]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
oh, shootskies, i don't know which one to comment on...oh well, once again, pretty pictures :o)
#23 Sid6.9[72582]
1Cust220.tnt10.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
This is all I have to say in my best Cartman impersination...










Sweeeeeetttttttt!
#24 Napoleic[72590]
ip-20-61-23.vancouver.navipath.net
Nothing loaded at all for me...

but Im sure it was good (sigh stupid pos modem god I wish I had my cable back :( :( :( )
#25 [72591]
zmapxypro06-b.zma.compaq.com
Ok this reports sucked. Do you even know what details are? Start to use them fucker! I mean you don't even have nice pics.. And please use players that noboy knows ok? My god if there was ever a BR that deserved a 10 this is one of them.

10

Fox
#26 Napoleic[72606]
ip-20-61-23.vancouver.navipath.net
Well after reading more comments I was motivated to try again... took about 10 mins but I read it all and saw the nice pictures... very good work.

I'd say this easily gets a 10. It really reminded me of the Fractal triple-0 report. I think you guys should develop a rivalry where you release 10 level reports once a week in an effort to top each other :)
#27 Fractal_Wave[72627]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Don't tempt me.
;)

I'm better looking, contain less sodium, and shake, not stir.

WC3, on the other hand, is faster, strong, and farther, and contains 5 rings, each represent...oh wait, that's the olympics.

He's DAMN COOL, will that do?

;)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#28 Jamellan[72632]
proxycfg.lga.netsetter.com
Cool flash intro!!! But fu for making me downlaod all that!!!!!! :D

I really want to learn flash GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Sorry for throwing a fit in that 2v2 game :P
#29 [72634]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
why am I commenting here again when I had done so in the game 3 comment section?

damn!
#30 SlingsNArrows[72636]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
ya WILLIAAAAAAAAM! SIR WILLIAAAAAAAAAM OF THE NEW REALITY!!!!!!!! YOU ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE! WAY TO GO!!!!

ya, well anyways, I thoroughly enjoyed the flash ;o)

kekekeke monkey boy
#31 Doom-[72639]
bess-proxy.wauwatosa.k12.wi.us
Hey i was wondering why its so damn hard to get the color green!!?? I mean Green is by far the best, mainly when your terran because you firebats look like walking christmas trees.
#32 ProtectorofAiur[72640]
SID.MIT.EDU
wow this is one of the best BR's i've seen, really nice job.

shame it's not getting all the comments it deserves, maybe it was a slow day yesterday.

man i play a lot with nate and paikman, where the hell was i when this was done :P
#33 (...Blaze...)[72641]
mp-217-230-237.daxnet.no
I want you to have my children WilliamWC3...

godly ... reminds me of your old stuff

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#34 Snork~Dimmy[72642]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
you return to the world of BR writing.....
this one has stunned me, all i can say or try and utter is "OMG", GFJ
#35 SCV~007[72643]
t6o957p85.telia.com
This didn't suck
#36 gchucky[72644]
raptor.bellmore-merrick.k12.ny.us
whoa. 9. :D
#37 SCV~007[72645]
t4o957p72.telia.com
10? Yep.

The only bad thing is that now I have to seek mental aid, but that's ok. The best report since your last one =)

I hope that flash isn't very importand, because it won't load in my slow ass modem no matter how long I wait.
#38 WilliamWC3[72647]
128.252.112.83
Sid6.9: In my best Cartman impersonation: kick ass

Fox: kek, glad you liked it

Napoleic: Thanks for letting it load. once a week? *falls over clutching heart*

Frac: hehehe, battle to the death

Jamellan: its k. EELM gogogogogogogo!!

FLS: because you're cool and you know that cool kids comment mulitple times.

Doom- : you can only get green on desert maps, instead of yellow I think (or maybe orange) and on snow maps instead of white.

POA: ya, thats right. it must have been a slow day. Oh well, I'm not doing to bad if you add all three comment sections together. Thanks and I don't think you were online when paik and nate were playing each other.

Slings: Thanks, what is the story on TNR anyway? I don't have a job to do although I'm willing to write humor / do graphics / write code just give me a clue.

SCV~007: Thanks, my flash was tres gosu though. Oh well its about 2 MB so if you don't have a decent connection I can see how it'd be near impossible to load.

You know what I heard? I heard that today was Official Go Out Into the Streets and Help the Homeless to Use a Computer and Comment on My Battlereport Day. Anyone else hear that?
#39 Larry[72650]
SID.MIT.EDU
well i was just sitting there on 3rd and maple when someone made me comment. say anyone got any booze?
#40 -SD[72660]
d193-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net
a WilliamWC3 report and only 40 comments?! WTF is wrong with you people we need to beat Prozerran's record of 600+ people gogogogogogo
#41 LuckyNewbie:P[72664]
user-33qtop3.dialup.mindspring.com
im goin im goin
#42 RandomNHer[72665]
user-33qtop3.dialup.mindspring.com
This didn't suck
#43 LuckyNewbie:P[72666]
user-33qtop3.dialup.mindspring.com
what paint program is this?

jpgs that one can actually see?!? where!? where!!!
#44 Sonneillon[72667]
cacheflow2.sasknet.sk.ca
I agree... this does need to beat FLS's 600.

Great job William.

Now, for the rest of you fat heads, comment!
#45 -SD[72668]
d243-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net
Am I allowed to spam? and 100 post? hehe
#46 Fractal_Wave[72670]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
BTW WC3, if this tops my 120 for Single-0 I'm gonna be very angry.

;)


All the best,
Fractal_Wave

#47 -SD[72672]
ip146.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
Its gonna top 700

-SD
#48 Silent~Death[72675]
ip16.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
Come on people we can doos it!! we are only 652 away!!! =P
#49 teck.lika.hore[72685]
JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU
651
#50 [ToJ]Kralgon[72690]
c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com
awesome... don't need to say more
#51 TheCoolGuy[72691]
dhcp065-024-094-073.columbus.rr.com
WHOA!!! this is like better than mine, good job

i should start improving hehe.

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#52 Silent~Death[72698]
d175-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net
allright only 648 to go to get 700!! keep on commenting!
#53 Doom-[72700]
PPPa89-ResaleMilwaukee7-5R7062.saturn.bbn.com
No ive gotten green on winter maps too. I give your report a 5 because you could be doing this for a job instead of wasting your time -_-.
#54 Silent~Death[72715]
ip192.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
shut up Doom- but thanx for commenting only 646 to go!
#55 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[72738]
cm-24-169-218-255.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow><b>Yo ;)

It's a great report yo, i am fascinated you stayed alone in your room without being sociable long enough to get it done. ;)

Bravo! ;)</font>
#56 Napoleic[72744]
nas-53-206.vancouver.navipath.net
Hmm, maybe once every 2 weeks? A month? I'm sure we can work something out...

What if I Promise (bottom of my heart, pin the eye and the whole kit and kaboodle) to send money to whoever I think made a better one?

So what's your addresses?

(Muwa hahahaha)

(Please ignore that evil laughter)
#57 CornedBee[72746]
TK147047.univie.teleweb.at
MasturīNate surely can't do pseudo-code. Of course this has to be:
if(!CGame.bFriendlyObservers) {
this->KillObservers(RipBallsOff); }
Note that I am a far better pseudo-code programmer than MasturNate.
Oh well, forget it. One thing that really amazes me is the background. How did you make it change??
#58 SCV~007[72748]
t3o957p119.telia.com
I've read worse.

(I'm trying to provide you with a few more 'random NHer comments' to include in your next report. Hint hint.)
#59 zergswarm101[72753]
bg7-63.eagnet.com
wow um not much to day here but

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#60 zergswarm101[72754]
bg7-63.eagnet.com
my spelling is bad :(
#61 Silent~Death[72762]
ip19.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
good good only 639 more to go to get 700 we can doos it!
#62 Spuzz[72781]
jfsn-02-95.dialup.netins.net
Crikey. Friggen awesome! Only one problem...you forgot to include "sex", as indicated by the title. Oh well, excellent stuff! I'll click on part two a little later, right now my modem is begging me (with tears in its eyes) to give it a break.

Once again teriffic job! :D

Spuzz
#63 BigBoss[72858]
ftpproxy.clear.net.nz
Damn this was AWE!!!some.
Make MORE, more, more, more, more
#64 mlylecarlin[72886]
adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net
good report, but there's something very disturbing about seeing the name MasterNate 500 times on the same page.

8.7

mlylecarlin
#65 SCV~007[73085]
kk97-253.kalmar.se
I just saw the flash in school, pretty good. Ofcourse, thats without the music and 256 colors and with 1/3 of the frames in the move, but still =)
#66 CutteR.[73101]
h145-087.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp
Proto you fag, all was good until i was scrolling down the replies and out pops yellow text. you fruit. you biatch. you dork that thinks yellow text is easy on the eyes....gah, ill beat your ass...server 421, this monday...try to come sober
#67 [73117]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
HAHAHAHAH

Comment whore title competition gogogogogog

you need at least 500 non-spam comments though. Else I had about 800. =)
#68 [73118]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
and of course, many thanks to :+:BGH:+: for putting me over the top.
#69 Fractal_Wave[73171]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
FLS, you & BGH were probably the same person all along
;)

WC3 for president!

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#70 merlin[73174]
129-2-217-14.student.umd.edu
damn.. nice
#71 Wowie[73176]
spider-wb071.proxy.aol.com
Wowie, that was neat
#72 Templar569[73263]
168.168.234.44
Like I said at the third one, these were great reports. Reports like this are why I while away my lunch hour at this site. Kudos!
#73 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[73331]
bc-kam-a53-02-34.look.ca
I liked the colorz
#74 Jinxy[73513]
webcache.ucs.ualberta.ca
Fantastic report. Works best when I read it at school, not on my crappy 33.6 Kbps modem. :p

How long did it take you to put this together anyway?
#75 W ickedPirate[73560]
pm210.osg.net
Y'Arrrr
#76 wallysmith[73762]
s68-212.resnet.ucla.edu
good shit
#77 ZerG~LinG[120252]
p418-120.ppp.get2net.dk
Last on all WWC3 reports (tm)
Da LinG^^
Best report there ever was. no shit.
#78 JPaikman[124764]
cs6625112-219.bham.rr.com
Hmm? What's this about the last comment again?

JPaikman
#79 ZerG~LinG[125799]
p463-99.ppp.get2net.dk
It means: Last comment :o
#80 Smeagol[152107]
proxy2.tpgi.com.au
asdf
#81 OverTheUnder[154166]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
muahahahaha bring it ling:O ( :O > :o)
#82 sTe)titan(sTe[164269]
flex-04.mcmsys.com
Kek, hawt report.



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