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- CattleBruiser's Basin Street Blues




#1 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[16776]
First Comment??
If so, I RULE!
#2 <b>Federation</b> (194.203.119.130)[16777]
nice BR, like the images
#3 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[16779]
I just noticed that atleast one of my gifs seems to be inactive in netscape navigator. I don't know why. Also to the site administrators: I think there is some trouble with the preview button. I tried previewing my report and it looked like garbage (wrong fonts, no pictures, weird alt text). I posted it anyway and it seems as right as rain. Maybe I'm using it wrong. Just thought I'd give you a heads up incase there is a problem.
#4 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[16780]
Whoa, now ive read it and it rocks!!
The MS VS Crapintosh theme was cool, and nuthing is cooler than Toss being owned.. I liked the Queen rush, and the game had a good story, I was able to follow it easily and it was really entertaining...
Ur images rocked too, but I am just wondering what Bill Gates will say when he sees this.,
(I think that he is a dedicated viewer of this site, and he aint gonna be happy, so if some1 flames ur report.. thats bill under a strange nick...)

9.3
#5 Rumpelstiltskin (195.100.123.12)[16783]
Nice BR, minor glitch tho: Macs own all.

/Rump

"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '98..."
#6 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[16785]
Hey, why is there not more comments on how magnificent this report was??
More comments peeps!!!
Cmon!
#7 GiZmOkId (proxyk.emirates.net.ae)[16789]
Nice Br, BUT A REALLY DUMB GAME TO WRITE A BR on

i knew Mac was gonna lose when he warped those 2 canons...thats soooo dumb, especially against a zerg player, who can expand all over in just 5 mins....

Nice looking BR.. :)
#8 Phelsior (spock.ti.telenor.net)[16793]
If Macs are so dumb, how come MS copyed it?

Nice report on a stupid topic, but, hey, that's just my opinion! :) Also the game was pretty lame as Gizmokid poiinted out.

--Phelsior
#9 Blue_Flanker (catv21268194132.stg.bxl.brutele.be)[16794]
Nice report, but i'd like to ask a few things:
1.The game title was MS vs Macintosh. MS is a company, while macintosh is a (very good) type of compter. Apple is the company.
2.You used "Bill Gates", so why didnt you you use Apple's iCEO, (the amazing and owning) Steve Jobs?

Hehe, it was still a nice br. I think i'll post one like this, but then Apple will win. :)

About the iMac i have only one thing to say:
SIMPLY THE BEST.
#10 T_Mac (ts7-72t-30.idirect.com)[16796]
Decent report on a crusty game, next time report on a god like persian-pow.
#11 Capt.Caveman (out-70-6.ops.org)[16800]
I am on an IMac right now, it blows. Thats why I have a PC, but I dont use Microsoft except for SC, I use Linux. =D

Great Report though, your pics were great, and the report was upbeat and exciting. The game, although, was not very good. Forge first, hehe.

Good report though!

See ya all around!
#12 Eggfoo-young/Dabel/Amber-X (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[16804]
He did use steve... from blues clues. And blue.

Linux rules.... hey Capt., Corel is releasing it's Debian based version nov 15 I beleive. There's a prog called VMWare for 100 bucks that lets you run windows in a window so you can play starcraft in linux. LOL. Take that bill.
#13 (staff-8.ahnet.net)[16811]
Nice report William! Hey, thanks for telling me about the preview button. It turns out it was an easy fix.. should work great now.
#14 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[16812]
Great report William. I really liked the MS v. mac theme. Next time though flame the players. Those guys were horrible!
#15 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16818]
Or flame pitt. It's fun to flame people that vomit after losing to Ahscar-X =]
#16 Eggfoo-young/Dabel/Amber-X (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[16824]
Come on YRM... i've watched someone play you before... you're not that bad.
#17 (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDE[16839]
This is the best battle report on a crappest battle I've ever seen! =]
#18 Annie47 (spider-wo014.proxy.aol.com)[16841]
Whoa,great report will =] I liked your screen shots and grapichs. YRM your awesome =]

Love Annie47
#19 Drefsab (208.210.56.51)[16845]
Haha, I never laughed so hard at so many newbie mistakes... that was hilarious. The writing made this report interesting even though the game was a total walkover.
#20 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[16846]
Ok comments to the commenters.

Von Doom: You're the man, could someone tell me why this guy is not a rater?

Rumplestiltskin and everyone else who likes Macintoshs: Whats wrong with you? Seriously though I think I do a good job of ripping on both companies.

Blue_Flanker: I used Macintosh cause it kind of sounds like Microsoft and Apple still just makes me think of fruit. Also I thought about using Steve Jobs but his name is not as well known. Good points though.

Gizmokld and everyone else who commented on the quality of the game: You don't have to tell me that the strategies employed were, uh.. less than expert, but I still think
there were some good lessons from this game. Especially
for more novice/intermediate players (like myself). Aslo though most of them were completely unsuccessful you have to admit the strategies were unique.

Pitt: Yeah I should have ripped into the players a little more. I guess I was too busy ripping the OS's.

YourRoleModel: I just went back and scanned all your reports (which incidentally own mine very badly) and I found that picture. Sincerest apologies. Even I wouldn't have stooped to that blatant of a rip off. Anyway I love your reports and thanks for commenting mine.

Everyone else: Thanks a lot for the comments. This is my second BR and I hope to do more in the future.

and oh yeah, Bill Gates is the Devil.
#21 Muppet (32.97.148.1)[16858]
The kakaru comment gave me a good chuckle.
#22 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[16859]
<img "http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega/images/BG.jpg">
Stary :)

<a href="http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega">Space Station Omega
#23 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[16867]
Hey you little punk! Get back here with my style!

=]
#24 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[16870]
Actually for my next report I was thinking about just stopping in the middle of the game...

Seriouslu though, I owe a lot of people thanks for ideas for this report as I mentioned in the intro it is not the most original piece of work. However, if anyone would like to take my intermission idea they can feel free.
#25 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif">[16896]
=]

It's cool. Don't be afriad about stealing ideas! I'm stealing YRM's mini-map GIF idea, many people are stealing my idea of color coding player's name, etc etc... Who doesn't steal ideas?
#26 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[16897]
This was a godly report of a sub-par game....Loved the pix though.

Keep 'em coming mon.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#27 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[16953]
"Actually for my next report I was thinking about just stopping in the middle of the game... "

lol don't even go there girlfriend
#28 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[16960]
Commenting the comments since the last commenting of the commenters (and also commenting for the sake of another comment.)

Bob_the_Newt: Ahhh newty, I'm just joshin' ya. However it is that someone joshes. Anyway, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Alt text forever.

Servia: Finally someone with some sense. Imacs, what a joke.

[FLS}Prozerran: Thanks a lot, your last BR rules by the way.

SuperGeneral: What the hell...

Khorne_wargod and others who are HTML challenged: It is a little known fact but if you write the html code in a text editor, save it as *.html file and open it with your browser: voila instant preview button. This works for comments, names, BRs and well everything. By the way please try your zeroes out somewhere else.

Everyone: Praise, praise, praise I love praise. Thanks a lot this BR was fun to write maybe now I'll finally get to observe a descent game. I'm not holding my breath.

-WC3


#29 (relay.atinc.com)[16970]
Nah, I didn't think you ripped me off. I just thought it was funny that we both made a pic with the same theme...

Battlereports.com owns... no where else has this many good battlereports in the same place. So many deserving golds! Whew...
#30 Gorag (d185d0f6d.rochester.rr.com)[16982]
Lol! I decide to read this, and it turns out to be me =) For everyone's information, I was *trying* out a mass queen rush strategy (I seldomly use queens, if ever), and I actually stated that in nohunters to C|osed before creating the game =) I wound up having trouble when he hit me with those late zealots, and I was frantically trying to stop it. When I finally did, I quickly switched to conventional means. I won't bother asking for tips on how to improve, because I'm very aware of how poorly I played in that game =)

Hehe, good report though =D
#31 Gorag (d185d0f6d.rochester.rr.com)[16983]
Lol! I decide to read this, and it turns out to be me =) For everyone's information, I was *trying* out a mass queen rush strategy (I seldomly use queens, if ever), and I actually stated that in nohunters to C|osed before creating the game =) I wound up having trouble when he hit me with those late zealots, and I was frantically trying to stop it. When I finally did, I quickly switched to conventional means. I won't bother asking for tips on how to improve, because I'm very aware of how poorly I played in that game =)

Hehe, good report though =D
#32 Snowreaver (206.152.157.250)[17006]
This report was funny as hell despite the retarded tactics, good job. Hell, even the little captions over the pics had me snickering.

Btw Phelsior... MS copied the GUI from Apple, but Apple stole just about every idea they had for the Macintosh from Xerox. Hell, they even showed it in that dumbass Pirates of Silicon Valley crap. So Jobs STILL sucks, it was The Woz that made Apple rule. :>

#33 I-ball (ip37.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[17057]
i often wonder why people have little conversations between comments, but anyway lots of pretty pics except for the fuckered up one in the middle (it could be my comp that screwed up the pic)

...I-ball :)
#34 ~PL~CloudStrife[53970]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Yet another WC3 MaStEr PiEcE!!! L33T!! Macs rule!! MACS RULE!!! MAAAAAAACCCCSSS RUUUUUUULLLLLEEEE
Heres your marquee.


<marquee>Macs rule!!</marquee>
#35 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[70926]
hera.biblio.BrockU.CA
Will, u ownz!
#36 4177[88353]
spider-mtc-tc054.proxy.aol.com
one word sums it all...weird
#37 ZerG~LinG[114820]
p421-076.ppp.get2net.dk
Muhahahhaha
Another Last on a WC3 report, by yours truly!
#38 RockForce[120219]
spider-wm022.proxy.aol.com
Last
#39 ZerG~LinG[120242]
p418-120.ppp.get2net.dk
RockForce, go to hell, i rule the last comments on WWC3!
#40 Kane[121008]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Last from a mac user
#41 ZerG~LinG[125801]
p463-99.ppp.get2net.dk
The very last.
I'm sick.
#42 wakiki[152505]
cable-68-186-201-3.mtv.al.charter.com
Last. Kane, me and Ling are both Mac users.
#43 Smeagol[152570]
203.52.130.136
Omfg mac is gay pc owns!!!!!111
na not really but pc's are still better :)
especially mine!!!!!!!!!!!111




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